Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but now, she wants to marry you, but you know that its illegal in your country. Soon, you are found out & your Reshiram was taken away while you are taken to prison.

I wish Ash still traveled with Brock.​

 

[U.Flame]

Wish granted, but since "Brock is a racist stereotype" according to some official idiots, Brock is killed off.

 

[deoxys121]

You forgot to make a wish...

I wish for my very own pet Stoutland.

 

[U.Flame]

Oops.

Your wish is granted, but it has to be put down.

I wish the 5th gen didn't exist.

 

[Tanaki]

Wish granted. 5th gen never existed, but then the creators decided to get around to making 5th gen, so it still happens. Terminated, homes.

I wish there was a Magikarp meticulously stuck in a small puddle lined with everstones so it can't evolve into Gyarados; so I could poke it with a stick all day every day.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you get arrested for Pokemon cruelty.

I wish Magneton couldn't evolve.

 

[U.Flame]

Granted, but other Gyarados appear and kill you...ninja'd again!

Granted, but the creators will come up with another sooner or later.

I wish Pokemon Cursed Black will be released today.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but is was released in Japanese today, and the English, 6 months from now...


I wish I could ditch this Zekrom chasing us, We've dodged it's lightning attacks so far, but I don't know if we can hold up, Can't you fly faster, Moltres?

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but the only reason why you've ditched it is because you're dead o.o

I wish for more of those Pokemon Jukebox thingies that were in the second season.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but they're broken, making them unplayable.

I wish I could marry Latias.​

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted but you married Latias illegally and you go to prison and Latias is taken away, (man I'm a thief here, lacked originality in that)


I wish Reshiram would stand along my bedside and watch over me while I'm sleeping to ensue I am safe and no one hurts me, and If someone tries to hurt me while I'm sleeping, Reshiram'll attack them to protect me...

 

[Tanaki]

Granted, but your dreams are invaded by Darkrai, who attacks you in your sleep, causing Reshiram to beat you in your sleep in a futile attempt to get you away from darkrai.

I wish that Nintendo would release clothing items based on every pokemon; i.e. Smeargle beret, Scrafty hood, Ivysaur backpack, etc.

 

[U.Flame]

Granted, but none of them are your size.

I wish Super Pokemon Eevee Edition was playable on the PSP.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but the HB is unstable, therefore making it unplayable.

I wish my eye color were the colors of Latias.​

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but you don't look good with that eye color

I wish a Zekrom was my best man at mine and Reshiram's wedding.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but as soon as you were about to kiss Reshiram...You woke up realizing that you were just dreaming.

I wish I know what Latias is thinking.​

 

[U.Flame]

Granted, but Latias only thinks of dark and horrible thoughts.

I wish I was Giovanni's right-hand man.

 

[gameplayer56]

^Somewhat used to that
Wish Granted but you soon die from a unknown virus.

I wish Pokemon would finally exist.​

 

[U.Flame]

Granted. Two seconds later, the world is obliterated by legendary power.

I wish the creators of Pokemon came up with something decent for the 5th gen.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but the features never made it past the beta test.

I wish Latias would finally hug me.​