Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Ciz]

Granted. The after-game plot given to you was a never ending oblivion-walk...

I wish that I took the place of N at team Plasma.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. You do everything N does, and then you feel the pain of betrayal and you decide you don't like being N so much anymore.

I wish everyone had a voice as nice as Meloetta's cry.

 

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but now every pokemon shares Meloetta's cry, which means that now there is only one pokemon in the entire universe: Meloetta.

I WISH
that somebody would work up the courage to tell Chainsaw Meowth to put down his chainsaw.

 

[Dark Tobi]

Granted, but he picks up a AK-47 in place of the Chainsaw.

I wish for a tank of a shiny haxorous.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but the tank is made out of straw♪
I wish Patapon would meet Pokemon!

 

[Dark Tobi]

Granted, but they slowly merged and both franchises went to war over who owns the new series.

I wish for 99 rare candies.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but they slowly merged and both franchises went to war over who owns the new series.

I wish for 99 rare candies.

Granted. They're past their expiration date, though.

I wish for a Celebi so I can go back in time.

 

[d4rka8isz]

Granted, but Celebi takes back to the time of dinosaurs and abandons you.

I wish the other Elite Four were as cool as Grimsley, Sidney, and Karen.

 

[Dark Tobi]

Granted, but the game can't contain their coolness and blows up.
(and XD, I totally new it would be something with the expiration date)
I wish for 1mil pokebucks that are inflamable.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. They get soaking wet, which fades away the ink.

I wish I could learn Thunder.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but you get ignited 54,000 degrees F.
I wish there was a Pokemon that looks like Standoffish Sonarchy from Patapon 3!

 

[何贤豪]

Granted, the company that made Patapon filed a lawsuit to Game Freak and then the games are unavailable for a whole millennium.
I wish Indonesia would care more about Pokemon.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. They care about Magikarp so much that anyone that insults it gets death threats (not in english either!) and worse will happen if you keep insulting their stupid fis--*no one ever hears from me again*

I wish my ability was Thick Fat.

 

[Dark Tobi]

I'm sorry, but no one has every hear of you again, can't grant that.

jkjk. Granted, but that thick fat turned you into a couch potato.
I wish the Grimsley used water type pokemon.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but Cute Oshawotts will own his team.

I wish for Fishermen to stop using a Magikarp-based team.

 

[Dark Tobi]

granted, but they use lvl. 100 gyrados's in their place and pwn cute oshawott.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. Your wish is that Pokemon had to be suddenly stopped due to no more funding.

I wish more people would play Steal the Shaymin ):<

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but Oshawott will Razor Shell any users who love Shaymin.

I wish that Elgyem will become more popular due to my recent signature.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. Elgyem is the new trendy thing in and other other Pokemon are so 5 seconds ago.
Good luck trying to calm all of those other 648 Pokemon fans.

I wish that Elgyem was as popular as the other Pokemon.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, and from now pn everyone's teams in Black or White will have an Elgyem in it cos they say "Elgyem is so awesome, I know he's slow but he's awesome."

I wish that people see Stunky as cute.