Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but Victin says it's unfair.
I wish I saw Pokemon blood, in science.

 

[derpfisk]

Granted, but the blood samples were confiscated by the Pokémon's Equity Union.
I wish that more people liked Jirachi.

 

[darkpokeball]

Granted, in fact I become best friends with it...and I happen to have a wish stone. As I prepare to make a wish, Team Rocket steals it and then wishes for Jirachi to be evil and help them take over the world. So, now Team Rocket rules the world.

I wish that I had the power to stop Team Rocket's tyranny!

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Granted, but then Team Galactic strikes!

I wish I could visit the Pokemon world for a month.

 

[cyndaqwilfish:)]

Granted, but you are a Weedle lost in Icefall Cave.
I wish I was a Pokemon Gym leader.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but now you would wish you were a Bug-Catcher like me <:C
I wish I saw under Snorunt's coat.

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Granted, but the view is so horrifying that you freeze of shock.

I wish I had the power of hypnosis.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but Hypno uses that move on you...
I wish for a Sneasel plushie!!!

 

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but it's from a PokePasta and proceeds to brutally destroy you.

I wish that somebody wrote a PokePasta about a Sneasel Plushie, so I could reference it.

 

[ZalelikesCookies]

Wish Granted but the story is sooo scary that it traumatized you for life and you now have a fear of reading

I wish that Spiritomb and Sableye lost their Dark type Attribute and become ghost type

 

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but something horrible occurred! A mix-up has caused Spiritomb and Sableye to lose all their types...thus becoming Missingno's...thus never being created in the first place, and now demoted to fakemon.

I wish that Pikachu could find a samurai to love him/her.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but Pikachu does not like the Samurai's Metapod.

I wish that Magikarp was more useful.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted but Pikachu does not like the Samurai's Metapod.

I wish that Magikarp was more useful.

Granted. However, during a visit to the Hall of Fame, a Trainer's Magikarp gives the Power of Usefulness to Snorlax. Using their new found usefulness Magikarp and Snorlax take to power over Pokemon. Finally they overthrow Arceus, and everyone's forced to bow down to a sleeping bear and a flopping Magikarp.

And to think this could've been stopped...

I wish that Snorlax wouldn't sleep so much and wouldn't be so slow. SNORLAX, B MOR USEFUL! oh, but TheFattestSnorlax, stay fat, though.

 

[Porynoir]

Granted, but the same scenario you just said happens.

I wish Porygon-Z had a better speed stat.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. In exchange for Porygon-Z's new 999 speed base stat, all other stats become 1.

I wish to travel in the computer on a Porygon.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but you'll cause seizures in a million children.

I wish to own a house made of Rare Bones

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but you'll cause seizures in a million children.

I wish to own a house made of Rare Bones

Granted, then they turn into DRY Bones. :P

I wish for nuggets! Then I can sell them!

 

[Porynoir]

Granted, they were chicken nuggets.

I wish for a Dusknoir bodyguard irl!

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. That doesn't work. Every attack happens to go through your Dusknoir and hits you.

I wish for a Magikarp! :)

 

[footontable]

Granted, except the while you and Magikarp are hanging out on the beach the next day, Magikarp uses splash, and splashes away into the water, to never be seen again.

I wish for a Piloswine to cuddle with!