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Everyone prepare those nudes for Live's birthday!
 
I'm cool. My half-birthday is in April!
 
God, I hate shipping to college dorms.
I sold a $1400 MacBook over Amazon to a college student, and wouldn't you know a week later the guy contacted me saying USPS has lost it.

I drove down to USPS and was like a second away from destroying everyone.

Then they told me they didn't know where to deliver it to and they were waiting for him to reschedule/give instructions on the delivery.
 
My half birthday only exists every 4 years I WIN. Live, you're gonna be an old man!

I send my friends at far away colleges letters, except they would always complain it took me forever to write back to them, which is true because I didn't know where the post office was around here. Turns out they send outgoing mail in my building ._. /winner
 
What the bloody hell is a half-birthday? Is it when there's only 6 months until your birthday or something?

If so, that's an odd thing to celebrate. :P
Kinda like making an excuse to have cake.
 
Kyoko said:
My half birthday only exists every 4 years I WIN. Live, you're gonna be an old man!

I send my friends at far away colleges letters, except they would always complain it took me forever to write back to them, which is true because I didn't know where the post office was around here. Turns out they send outgoing mail in my building ._. /winner
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YES I AM OLD DON'T RUB IT IN GOSH
 
Cello, you don't know half-birthdays or what a midwife is. Do you live under a rock?
 
I'VE GOT IT. You just don't know anything about fractions! HALF-birthday, MIDwife...
 
Actually that's pretty accurate. I cannot for the life of me do any math involving fractions.
ARE YOU PSYCHOLOGY OR SOMETHING?
If I had to take a guess at what a midwife is, i'm thinking it means i'm somehow going to be the surrogate mother to Andy's kid?

On a separate note, how would you like to play a Pokemon game with THIS as your professor:
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Midwives deliver babies. As in they take the place of doctors in a house to help a mom deliver. Now you know.
 
Such a beautiful and gross thing all at the same time.....life.
 
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