𒈟Lavemu𒐫
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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I use supporting magic to make all of cap'n's fleet 100x stronger!
The fact you are reading this is proof that whatever you did didn't work.I go back in time and kill the Godmodder's grandfather, preventing the Godmodder from ever being born.
I be sending every Hive Fleet from Warhammer 40,000, the whole Zerg Swarm from Starcraft, all Xenomorphes from Alien and all Arachnids from Starship Troopers at the Godmodder... oh and while me be at it, also sending every Rachni from Mass Effect and every bug from Helldivers!
It's not clear what started them all fighting. Maybe it was the Tyranids consuming half of the arachnids for biomass. Maybe it was the chestbursters coming out of the Rachni. Whatever it was, it seems that they're too busy wiping each other out for a good while before they remember they are here to fight the Godmodder. The (rather less than it started, but still respectably) massive bug fleet arrives!I use supporting magic to make all of cap'n's fleet 100x stronger!
Hacked Caterpie is not a Shadow type!I use a Snag Machine to catch the Hacked Caterpie with a Master Ball.
The Godmodder uses the Caterpie as a living shield! 1,000 damage to the Hacked Caterpie!I sing a very loud song that shakes the earth so hard it makes the godmodder fall into a giant sinkhole and get pummeled with a ton of giant rocks falling down!
believe it or not, he had no defense against that. 1 damageI ignore all the overpowered attacks everyone else is doing, and just punch the Godmodder in the face over and over again.
The Godmodder and his pokemon don't really do friends, and neither does a ravenous horde of bug aliens when you really think about it.I use the power of love and bond with both enemies making them both on our side making nothing left to fight, so were all just now friends! <33
Godmodder HP: 98/100
believe it or not, he had no defense against that. 1 damage
You forgot to decrease the HP to 97; 98 was what it was before my punches.Godmodder HP: 98/100
Not an update, but thanks for pointing that out, and charging doesn't take an action. You can start a charge and advance it in addition to to your action (indicate how long the charge is going to be, and record your progress)You forgot to decrease the HP to 97; 98 was what it was before my punches.
Aaaannd I'm just going to use my action to charge up a summon while I wait for a response on that.
Charge Noted! (keep track of your charge on your posts)Alright then, I'm going to charge a summon, and this summon will take five charges (this round being the first of five).
I'll use my action to send the Godmodder back in time to the Tsar Bomba test site on Oct. 30th, 1961. No fallout bunker for you this time!
The Godmodder used his Caterpie as a shield! 2000 damage to the Hacked Caterpie!Arrr, I command me ship to launch a volley o' Energy Balls, followed by a barrage o' Bullet Seeds straight at the Godmodder! Let's see 'em try to weather this storm! FIREEEEEE!!!
He luckily trips onto his Caterpie. 1000 damage to the Hacked Caterpie!I follow the godmodder around all creepily without ever saying a word until he trips over a branch!
The Godmodder has an EXTREMELY aggressive immune system, which takes out the plagues before the Godmodder even sneezes.(Summon Charge 2/5)
I go back in time, collect samples of Smallpox, the Spanish Flu, the Antonine Plague, the Plague of Justinian, and the Black Death, return to the present, and infect the Godmodder with all of them simultaneously.
Don't you know? you can't steal other trainers pokemon!being the tamer of bugs i tame the caterpie so it can be on our side!
"What the f-" 1 damage!Flies by on a Woodpecker and pelts the Godmodder with multiple pies.