Destroy The Godmodder

[PoryKid575]

I squeeze Carolina Reaper juice into the Godmodder's eyes!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

Still in my Wereweasel forme, I use a flamethrower to melt the silver bat down, and then try for the godmodder's throat again.

By this point everyone's forgotten about Luigi, who is still just standing there doing absolutely nothing.

 

[ChrysalisM]

You want a Pokemon battle, I'll give you one. Zekrom, I choose you! Let's show this Caterpie the power of our ideals!`

Zekrom summoned!

Super sleep spell deluxe i put all enemies to sleep!!!

Effective! Caterpie and the Godmodder temporarily put to sleep! Godmodder cannot block next attack!

I squeeze Carolina Reaper juice into the Godmodder's eyes!

1 damage! However, you have woken the Godmodder up again.

Still in my Wereweasel forme, I use a flamethrower to melt the silver bat down, and then try for the godmodder's throat again.

By this point everyone's forgotten about Luigi, who is still just standing there doing absolutely nothing.

The Godmodder has a sprig of Weaselsbane (a special strain of wolvesbane which can ward off Wereweasels) in his coat pocket, which causes you to withdraw before you can get at his throat! Luigi still does nothing, and nothing happens to him.

Zekrom deals 5,000 damage to the Hacked Caterpie due to getting an automatic critical hit from attacking a sleeping opponent! The Caterpie is too dazed from being jolted awake to retaliate, and the Godmodder spent his action washing his eyes out.

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) 30000/30000 HP

Hacked Caterpie 7000/25000 HP

Godmodder HP: 93/100

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

The Godmodder has a sprig of Weaselsbane (a special strain of wolvesbane which can ward off Wereweasels) in his coat pocket, which causes you to withdraw before you can get at his throat! Luigi still does nothing, and nothing happens to him.

Ach, anything but that...

Ties up the Caterpie in a special string that extends sleep and prevent String Shot from being used.

 

[Explorer of Time]

If Luigi's still going to do absolutely nothing, I'll stuff him in a cannon and shoot him at the Godmodder. Meanwhile, Zekrom hits Caterpie with a Fusion Bolt.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

I go to sleep and fight with my dreams!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

If Luigi's still going to do absolutely nothing, I'll stuff him in a cannon and shoot him at the Godmodder.

Luigi is still doing absolutely nothing. Fire away.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

*Sends Missingno at the Godmodder*
Take this and glitch, ye scurvy Growlithe!

 

[PoryKid575]

I stare at the Godmodder and refuse to end my turn; preventing it from doing anything.

 

[ChrysalisM]

Ach, anything but that...

Ties up the Caterpie in a special string that extends sleep and prevent String Shot from being used.

Partially failed, as the Hacked Caterpie has already reawakened, but now it can't use string shot!

If Luigi's still going to do absolutely nothing, I'll stuff him in a cannon and shoot him at the Godmodder. Meanwhile, Zekrom hits Caterpie with a Fusion Bolt.

The Godmodder deflects Luigi by hitting him with a Bullet Bill! Zekrom ordered!

I go to sleep and fight with my dreams!

You win in the dream! In the waking world is a different story...

Luigi is still doing absolutely nothing. Fire away.

*Sends Missingno at the Godmodder*
Take this and glitch, ye scurvy Growlithe!

He did glitch! Now he has 128 spare Ultra-Super-Grandmaster Balls since that was the 6th item in his inventory!

I stare at the Godmodder and refuse to end my turn; preventing it from doing anything.

Failed on the grounds that for there to be a response, your turn is implied to have ended, hence the Godmodder can act.

The Hacked Caterpie uses Tackle (it's not String Shot) on Zekrom, dealing 2000 damage! Zekrom counters with Fusion bolt, dealing 2,500 damage.

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) 28000/30000 HP

Hacked Caterpie 4500/25000 HP

Godmodder HP: 93/100

 

[Explorer of Time]

I give the Godmodder a one-way flight to the inside of Jurassic Park's T-Rex exhibit.

EDIT: Zekrom continues using Fusion Bolt on the Hacked Caterpie.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

MIKU MIKU BEAMMMMM

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

The Godmodder deflects Luigi by hitting him with a Bullet Bill! Zekrom ordered!

Luigi (still doing nothing) bounces off a wall and bumps a crossbow on the way to the floor, which launches an arrow at the godmodder.

I summon a Goat to eat the Weaselsbane, which could then allow me to attack the godmodder.

 

[PoryKid575]

I stomp on the Godmodder's head while wearing a Mush Badge AA and hauling a sack of 99 questionably legal mushrooms.

 

[ChrysalisM]

I give the Godmodder a one-way flight to the inside of Jurassic Park's T-Rex exhibit.

EDIT: Zekrom continues using Fusion Bolt on the Hacked Caterpie.

He comes out riding the T-Rex, but decides to abandon it & go back to fighting you on foot.

MIKU MIKU BEAMMMMM

Intercepted by the Hacked Caterpie! 1000 damage to it!

Luigi (still doing nothing) bounces off a wall and bumps a crossbow on the way to the floor, which launches an arrow at the godmodder.

I summon a Goat to eat the Weaselsbane, which could then allow me to attack the godmodder.

The Arrow is intercepted by the Caterpie! 1000 damage!

The Godmodder bribes the Goat with a tin can to join his side, and splashes it with a magic growth potion! (remember what I said about 1 post summons? Especially when you attempt multiple things in one post. )

I stomp on the Godmodder's head while wearing a Mush Badge AA and hauling a sack of 99 questionably legal mushrooms.

The cops detain you for possession of illegal contraband before you can!

Zekrom uses Fusion Bolt on the Hacked Caterpie, reducing it to 0 HP, Killing Knocking it out! This is Pokemon after all! The Godmodder is surprised that you took out one of his mons, and takes 1 damage from the moment of dread that you might actually be a threat! He then decides to call in reinforcements . They will arrive in 10 turns! Prepare!

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) 28000/30000 HP

Giant Goat 10000/10000 HP

Godmodder HP: 92/100

 

[Explorer of Time]

I take a quick trip to the future to scout out what kind of reinforcements they are. Meanwhile, Zekrom hits the Giant Goat with another Fusion Bolt like it did with the Caterpie.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

Begins charging a 10-turn summon. (1/10)

Meanwhile, bribes the Goat with a name-tag (A Goat ate a friend of mine's name-tag on a field trip one time, years and years and years ago).

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

I cast paralysis on the future reinforcements to delay them!

 

[ReKoil]

I play some cool tunes.

 

[ChrysalisM]

I take a quick trip to the future to scout out what kind of reinforcements they are. Meanwhile, Zekrom hits the Giant Goat with another Fusion Bolt like it did with the Caterpie.

You only get a quick glance before the godmodder in the future sees you and knocks you back into the present, but whatever they are, they do NOT look like Pokemon... Zekrom Ordered!

Begins charging a 10-turn summon. (1/10)

Meanwhile, bribes the Goat with a name-tag (A Goat ate a friend of mine's name-tag on a field trip one time, years and years and years ago).

The Goat has already been given a nametag. Why do you think it says Giant Goat?

I cast paralysis on the future reinforcements to delay them!

You already used up all your MP earlier!

I play some cool tunes.

Now the battle seems REALLY epic, due to the music.

Zekrom Fusion Bolts the Goat for 2500 damage, and receives 1500 in return. The Godmodder is still calling in his reinforcements, which will arrive in 9 turns!

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) 26500/30000 HP

Giant Goat 7500/10000 HP

Godmodder HP: 92/100