Destroy The Godmodder

[ReKoil]

I play hide and seek with the godmodder.... :fufu:

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

The Godmodder judo flips you over his shoulder before you can get a bite in. "You really think that will work, despite how many times it has not?"

Aaaaaaach...

Charge continues: (5/10).

Gets a Wereweasel-sized tennis racquet and hits Luigi (who is still doing absolutely nothing) like a tennis ball with incredible force at the Godmodder.

 

[PoryKid575]

I smack the Godmodder with a comically oversized frying pan made of Kryptonite!

 

[ChrysalisM]

Zekrom hits Flareon with a Fusion Bolt.

I cast a spell that shields Zekrom from all Poke Balls to stop it from being snagged like Flareon was.

Summon Charge (4/10)

Spell cast, but the Godmodder is already respectful enough to not snag Mons with a clear owner (most of the time).

I straight up hit with an axe!

Hit what?

I play hide and seek with the godmodder.... :fufu:

He finds you! what fun!

Aaaaaaach...

Charge continues: (5/10).

Gets a Wereweasel-sized tennis racquet and hits Luigi (who is still doing absolutely nothing) like a tennis ball with incredible force at the Godmodder.

Luigi somehow does more nothing than his attack does, causing 1 point of damage somehow.

I smack the Godmodder with a comically oversized frying pan made of Kryptonite!

That would have been an incredibly effective attack, if the Godmodder was Superman.

Zekrom zaps Flareon for 3250 damage! Flareon only deals 500 damage to Zekrom due to their fire attacks being not very effective against Dragon Types. The Godmodder is still calling in his reinforcements, which will arrive in 5 turns!

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) 23000/30000 HP
Flareon 11750/15000 HP

Godmodder HP: 91/100

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

Charge continues: (6/10).

Sprays Flareon and the god-modder with seltzer water.

 

[Explorer of Time]

I use my third and final X Attack on my Zekrom, and have it Fusion Bolt the Flareon again.

Summon Charge (5/10).

 

[Lavemu☆]

A scratch everywhere with my metal claws!

 

[ReKoil]

I show off my awesome dancing skills =3

 

[ChrysalisM]

Charge continues: (6/10).

Sprays Flareon and the god-modder with seltzer water.

They are wet, but mostly unharmed, though you did deal 100 damage to the Flareon via putting out a little of their flames.

I use my third and final X Attack on my Zekrom, and have it Fusion Bolt the Flareon again.

Summon Charge (5/10).

+100 attack to Zekrom! (I'm going to start listing attack stats)

A scratch everywhere with my metal claws!

500 damage to both Zekrom and the Flareon! That's what you get for scratching everywhere!

I show off my awesome dancing skills =3

Marvelous dancing!

Zekrom zaps Flareon for 3350 damage! Flareon only deals 500 damage to Zekrom due to their fire attacks being not very effective against Dragon Types. The Godmodder is still calling in his reinforcements, which will arrive in 4 turns!

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) 22000/30000 HP 3350 ATK
Flareon 7900/15000 HP 1000 ATK

Godmodder HP: 91/100

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

Charge continues: (7/10).

Because of the new moon, changes back to his regular Weasely forme. Does a Rain Dance to summon a rainstorm and douse Flareon's fire, as well as to get them and and the God-modder soaking wet (which might also increase Zekrom's damage to them).

 

[Explorer of Time]

Zekrom Fusion Bolts the Flareon again, and I spray the Flareon with highly-pressurized water from a fire hose.

Summon Charge (6/10)

 

[Lavemu☆]

I use my infinite supply of energy to shine a super bright light in the godmodders face!

 

[ReKoil]

I keep nagging the godmodder for a belly rub=3

 

[ChrysalisM]

Charge continues: (7/10).

Because of the new moon, changes back to his regular Weasely forme. Does a Rain Dance to summon a rainstorm and douse Flareon's fire, as well as to get them and and the God-modder soaking wet (which might also increase Zekrom's damage to them).

200 damage to Flareon!

Zekrom Fusion Bolts the Flareon again, and I spray the Flareon with highly-pressurized water from a fire hose.

Summon Charge (6/10)

Your attack is super effective! 2,000 damage to Flareon!

I use my infinite supply of energy to shine a super bright light in the godmodders face!

Godmodder cannot block next attack!

I keep nagging the godmodder for a belly rub=3

He gives in, even though it takes away from his cultivated image of aloof awesomeness, so he takes 1 damage from embarrassment.

Zekrom zaps Flareon for 3350 damage! Flareon only deals 500 damage to Zekrom due to their fire attacks being not very effective against Dragon Types. The Godmodder is still calling in his reinforcements, which will arrive in 3 turns!

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) 21500/30000 HP 3350 ATK
Flareon 2350/15000 HP 1000 ATK

Godmodder HP: 90/100

 

[Explorer of Time]

Zekrom finishes off Flareon with a Fusion Bolt.

Using a time portal, I blast the godmodder with a superheated stream of plasma straight from the Big Bang.

Summon Charge (7/10)

 

[Lavemu☆]

I give the godmodder a hug!

 

[ReKoil]

I swallow all evolution stones at the same time and put on a funky light show!

Spoiler:

Edit: spoilered for overly sensitive people.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

Charge continues: (8/10).

Uses Thunder on the Godmodder, which has 100% accuracy due to the Rain Dance!

 

[Explorer of Time]

I swallow all evolution stones at the same time and put on a funky light show!

Would you mind taking down that gif? It's a seizure hazard for any forum readers with Photosensitive Epilepsy.

 

[ChrysalisM]

Zekrom finishes off Flareon with a Fusion Bolt.

Using a time portal, I blast the godmodder with a superheated stream of plasma straight from the Big Bang.

Summon Charge (7/10)

Plasma was only present for about the first 0.000001 second of the big bang. Time travel is still not quite that exact.

I give the godmodder a hug!

He squeezes you back! That's so swee- Wait. That's a bit too strong of a- OH ARCEUS!!! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!! HE'S CRUSHED HER SPINE!!! SHE'S LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

I swallow all evolution stones at the same time and put on a funky light show!

Spoiler:

Edit: spoilered for overly sensitive people.

Awesome!

Charge continues: (8/10).

Uses Thunder on the Godmodder, which has 100% accuracy due to the Rain Dance!

1 damage, as I actually can't think of a good way to counter this that won't sound contrived even by godmodding standards. However, The Godmodder is Limber, so he isn't paralyzed.


Zekrom kills knocks out Flareon! And with that, I shall add an additional rule to the initial post:

6: All Entities shall have a thematically appropriate pokemon type assigned to them, whether they are pokemon or not. Type Advantages and Disadvantages shall apply in Combat.

The Godmodder is still calling in his reinforcements, which will arrive in 2 turns!

Zekrom (Anti-Godmodder) Type: Dragon/Electric 21500/30000 HP 3350 ATK

The Godmodder Type: Whatever one he wants 89/100 HP