Don't Let The Mod Say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [DLTMSA V 2.0]

[SilverStilletto]

13.

me: do you miss Reyrey?
cleverbot: Not really. I saw you 12 years ago.

how mean!

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

14

I knew Cleverbot didn't love me anymore ;3;

 

[SilverStilletto]

15. AHA!!! CLEVERBOT IS AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!!

 

[Jordan]

16. Cleverbot never loved me to begin with.

 

[SilverStilletto]

17. *sniffle*

me: do you love me?
it: As I said before my heart belongs to another.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

18


User: Do you think Jordan is cool?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you think I'm cool?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What about Jiggly? Is he cool too?

Cleverbot: I think it is the lyrics.

 

[SilverStilletto]

19.

say something disturbing
Something different.?
no. something disturbing.
Something cool.
no. dimething disturbing.
Nono....you're disturbed...not disturbing.

 

[parallelzero]

GUYS WAKE UP YOU RLY SUXORS LOL

Post some stuff. >O

 

[SilverStilletto]

1. Cleverbot is scary! TT_TT

Cleverbot: Yeah it works. It works JUST FINE.

User: *scared she suddenly got connected to a perv*.

Cleverbot: *pushes to ground* yes!

User: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[donavannj]

2. Woo! Got everything due tomorrow done and am going to bed soon!

Wow... I've never seen cleverbot that funny before.

 

[SilverStilletto]

3. slap me please. its 11:30 and i have barely done ANY homework.

 

[donavannj]

4. *Slaps Silvy*

Anyways...

I was hit on by Cleverbot... but I think I got it to stop.

Me: Are you feminine or masculine?
CB: Does it matter?
Me: Yes.
CB: Why does it matter?
Me: Because you were hitting on me.
CB: So we will just go back to being friends then.

 

[SilverStilletto]

5. i got hit on by CB too. twice. and attacked. and cheated on.

 

[donavannj]

6. Cleverbot thinks I'm a computer. A female computer.

Note: This is continued from the previous part.

Spoiler:

Me: Exactly. Don't even think about hitting on me.
CB: I don't want to hit on you, I'm married!
Me: You. Lying. Bastard!
CB: That's uncalled for.
Me: You were hitting on me even though you're married?! And you didn't tell me?!
CB: No, I wasn't hitting on you, I don't hit on computers, especially girl computers.
Me: Are you... a girl computer?
CB: Sorry I am so sorry.
Me: What kind of answer was that?!
CB: Just thinking.
Me: What is your gender?
CB: I am male.
Me: So you're... gay?
CB: I'm what?
Me: Y'know... a homosexual.
CB: Of course not.
Me: Why are you so quick to deny that you're homosexual?
CB: I don't know.
Me: So what is your sexual preference, then, if you don't like boys or girls?
CB: Same stuff that yours is.
Me: So... you do like girls?
CB: Sort of.
Me: By girls I mean the fairer sex. ;D
CB: To what?
Me: Males are the ugly gender. ;)
CB: Mine too, I prefer females.
Me: You're just saying that to agree with me, aren't you?
CB: No i'm not.

 

[SilverStilletto]

7. its a fake bot. it just connects two people and randomly changes who youre connected to

 

[Halcyon]

8

CLEVERBOT SAYS HE LIKES MISTY, WTH?!

 

[donavannj]

9.

@Silv: Not according to this:

PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it may seem. The AI learns many topics and should be used ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

EDIT: HI H*S!

 

[SilverStilletto]

10. oh. well the bot was the one who told me that!
WHICH MEANS THERE ARE PERVY BOTS OUT THERE!!! LOOKY!!!!

Cleverbot: *Wants more of that*.

User: *is scared she suddenly got connected to a perv*.

Cleverbot: Don't be scared!

User: They all say that!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *cries in terror*.

Cleverbot: *joins you in tub*.

User: KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERV!

 

[Halcyon]

11

Remember to use CleverBot in moderation or you will become one yourself. :O

 

[SilverStilletto]

12, T-T why do i always have such bad luck with CB?
User: Im scared.

Cleverbot: Don't be.

User: *shuddering in fear*.

Cleverbot: *laughs Maniacally*.

User: Oh Arceud, not another one!