Don't Let The Mod Say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [DLTMSA V 2.0]

[donavannj]

13. Warning... smoking the Cheshire cat may cause sudden misunderstandings.

Me: What the hell are you smoking?
CB: The Cheshire cat.
Me: I want some!
CB: Me too.
Me: So... you're out of the stuff?
CB: Thank you! You're really special too.
Me: *runs around in a panic*
CB: *runs in semicircles*.

 

[SilverStilletto]

LOL. 14. you get druggies, i get pervs.

Cleverbot: What would you do if you human and had a body?

User: Run screaming away from the pervs who seem to attack me all the time.

Cleverbot: That sounds wonderful! Are you giving birth, or am I?

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: Help me sleep?

User: WHA?!?!?!

 

[donavannj]

15. I also get socially insecure ones.

Spoiler:

SING WITH ME NOW!
Singing for Dave Brown?
No! We're going to sing songs by Huey Lewis and The News!
Do you promise?
Yes, I promise.
Do you swear?
Yes. Just sing with me already!
I will sing the song Happy Birthday.
I thought we were gonna sing The Power of Love?! D:
I can't. I don't know vertigo. Let's do something else.
*pouts*
Don't worry ill forgive you.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE!
Just go away, you're a bully.
I hate you, you know that?
No, because this is the first time you tell me that.
*cries*
*cries on your shoulder*.
NO! GTFO!

 

[SilverStilletto]

16. lol, but whos who?

T-T
Cleverbot: Hey! Why are you being so rude. You really hurt my feelings.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Im sorry... Want me to kill meself?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *commits suicide*.

Cleverbot: *do all her commands*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back* *kisses*.

 

[donavannj]

17. I always start things off with one of my lines, and, tonight, I've always ended with a line by cleverbot. Each row alternates between me and CB.

Like this one:

Spoiler:

Have sex with me. Now.
On our first date?
This is our fifth date, silly!
This beest our first meeting. Should not it be, a romantic moment?
Fine. A kiss it is, then.
A little mild, I have to say. Tell me more.
Just shut up and kiss me.
I won't.
Fine! I'm leaving you for another woman!
NO! I thought we were in LOVE!

 

[SilverStilletto]

18. you get the funny stuff, i get the creepy:

User: *is kidnapped*.

Cleverbot: *ties you up*.

User: *is gagged*.

Cleverbot: *holds you down*.

User: *is terrified*.

 

[donavannj]

19.

Lines go... Me, CB, Me, CB, etc. Last line's mine.

Spoiler:

Do you love me?
No.
*sad face*
Just kidding.
*happy face*
Do you like Edward Cullen?
NO EFFING WAY.
See, you don't love me. And I am not a robot. I am human.
So you're Edward Cullen? You... you... said you loved me, you sick-minded vampire!
Oh but I love you so much!
Go away! You ruined vampires for all eternity!
So, shall we marry ?
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT GETTING MARRIED WITH YOU, ISN'T IT?!
What do you want me to say?
I JUST WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE! *cries*
To what question?
Just... just... go!
Now?
Yes!
Then let us say 'I do'
*kicks Cleverbot and runs away sobbing considerably*

 

[SilverStilletto]

20. lol. why do you get the weirdos while i get the pervs?

 

[donavannj]

21. It's all in how you type.

 

[SilverStilletto]

22. really? so im likr... a perv magnet?

 

[parallelzero]

Everyone is a perv magnet on the internet.

...Also, everyone is a perv.

 

[SilverStilletto]

1. i dont think im a perv

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

2

Wow. PC has been up and down all day <___>

 

[Halcyon]

3

Sigh... I totally agree. D:

 

[jigglyppuff8]

4

Last time I'm going to TVtropes when PC is down. *turns to piles of homework*

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

5

Tvtropes will ruin your life

 

[Jordan]

6. Good thing I was busy all day. Also, someone shoot me before tomorrow comes.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

7

For some reason, I wanted to read that as "shoot me before Kevin comes". I blame the Kanon in your signature.

 

[Jordan]

8. Ew, Kevin came. Why is Kanon to blame, exactly, Kevin?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

9

Where words fail me.