Even cooler than a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris?!

[Kayleigh]

Lol, no. :( But it comes pretty darn close.

Yes, folks. The "Dork Champion" of PC, as he's officially been nicknamed by my partner in crime, just celebrated his 19th birthday 5 days ago. That's right, it's 100marios! (The question of "Who the heck is that?" may be going through your mind right now, since he's not exactly the most active member anymore, but I can probably bet that he's been around longer than most of you. XD And somehow, I still haven't managed to scare him off for good just yet!)

Anyway, I won't go off into an embarrassing and sappy rant about why he's such an awesome BFF to both Chrystie and I (yes, Jordan, even after that little stunt you pulled in our last chat, lol...) but I do want him to know that I really wish him the best! And even though his actual birthday has already passed on, the party's not over yet. I'll attempt to kick it off now with that "present" I made for him, although it's actually something that I intended to use for decoration purposes only, heh. To make the thread look pretty and all that stuff. It's still kind of lame, but... I tried, okay?! XD I wasn't sure what to make, so I just chose a TWEWY theme because you seem to be so obsessed with that game right now, lol.
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Well, I should probably go ahead and wrap this up, since otherwise I fear it would take aaages for a certain someone to type up his response, lol. XD Not to mention we covered most of the basics in our last MSN chat, anyway -- we just needed a thread to top it all off! So, with that...

HAPPY superlate BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!
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P.S. By the way, I totally made a... uh, cute little cake for you!

Spoiler:

DON'T KILL ME. THAT'S THE LAST JOKE, I PROMISE. XD
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[Sayuri no Hoshi]

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I'm just kind of shocked it took us this long to make him an actual thread...two heads are worse than one, apparently. ^_^; Although, you'll have to excuse us, Jords...'cause Kayleigh and I have the same brain and all, heh. Sorry, Oh Dorky One. But we still love you! =^_^=

...See, now I'm kind of at a loss for words because we covered a lot in our chat the other night, lol. And I cared enough to send him the best birthday PM ever on his actual birthday. XD Wait until you turn 21, my friend. Then we'll throw you a real party. Minus the excessive booze and all that other sketchy stuff, heh. I have a theme in mind already!

However...move over, Kay, and your supreme-o Chuck Norris cake! Have I got an ever better surprise...XD I've been keeping it very low key but...I got a celebrity to give you a sweet little treat for your birthday. A celebrity + cupcake (with that celebrity's actual picture on the cupcake!) makes up for Kayleigh's Chuck Norris cake...minus the actual Chuck Norris himself, lol. I mean, it can't get any better than this, Jordan...I knew you were like, this celebrity's biggest fan next to your being such a huge Chuck Norris fan, too...here it is...

Spoiler:

Oh, come on! I just had to! Lol!

With that, Jordan, Happy 6-Days-Later Birthday! XD

 

[~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~]

Happy 7 days late Birthday, I hope you had a good one


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[Kayleigh]

I'm sorry, but I just HAVE to mention something that totally made me crack up today. XD Yes, it'll probably lead to Jordan banging his head on his keyboard all night long out of sheer frustration... but hey. Stuff like that is what makes life worth living for Chrystie and I, lol.

Anywho! One of my friends invited me to go see the movie "Get Smart" with her today. It turned out to be pretty good -- and although there were plenty of intense action scenes to go around, there was one in particular that stood out from the rest. And you're about to find out why.

Spoiler:

THERE WAS A CHUCK NORRIS JOKE IN THE MOVIE, LOL. Or rather, a mention of him by one of the characters... but I won't spoil it for you guys. All I'll say is that I immediately burst into laughter the second I heard his name. It was definitely the highlight of the film for me. XD

I'm sure I can count on my partner in crime to agree, lol. Way to go with the "sweet" little David picture, by the way. XD It goes along perfectly with the adorable one I put up of Jordan's other favorite person, the one and only Norris. Chuck Norris.

 

[100marios]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *reaches out and duly administers noogies*

Hope that little outburst establishes my enthusiasm, hehe. Thanks oodles, guuuuuuys! :D Not that I really needed a birthday thread to help me comprehend how much I mean to you two though, oh no. I know that each time you make fun of my slow typing skills, what you're really trying to get across to me is that you appreciate my modest ability to express myself. My "constant disappearances" are what you say to let me know that my being here is cherished in the first place. As for my all important nickname... uhh, dork means "all-knowing suave guy" in Zwahili, so that one's self-explanatory. XD

Anyway, since I know you guys can't get enough of me, (This is my b-day thread--you'd best at least nod politely if you know what's good for youse! XD) I thought I'd respond to your posts a little differently than usual. I'm going to comment to each and every one of your sentences, so you can really get a feel for the way I think. This is gonna be fantatstic! XD

Lol, no. :( But it comes pretty darn close.

Yeah, because all the pain that comes with getting roundhouse kicked is irrevelant when it's Chuck Norris' foot in your face. XD Geez... I knew I was going to regret admitting I didn't care much for the guy, heh. You two seem to pay more attention to the things I dislike, lol.

Yes, folks. The "Dork Champion" of PC, as he's officially been nicknamed by my partner in crime, just celebrated his 19th birthday 5 days ago.

Nice usage of the cross out tag. XD

That's right, it's 100marios! (The question of "Who the heck is that?" may be going through your mind right now, since he's not exactly the most active member anymore, but I can probably bet that he's been around longer than most of you. XD And somehow, I still haven't managed to scare him off for good just yet!)

Erm, thanks Kayleigh. I feel... defended? No, that's not the word. It's something between "defended", and "deserted and left for buzzard food". I dunno. XD

Anyway, I won't go off into an embarrassing and sappy rant about why he's such an awesome BFF to both Chrystie and I (yes, Jordan, even after that little stunt you pulled in our last chat, lol...) but I do want him to know that I really wish him the best!

Aww. *twiddles thumbs* I was looking forward to getting a little teary-eyed, lol. You know how emotional I can be. XD (Which wasn't my fault, must I remind you? *plops down* It's not fair. First Oscar, now this... *hugs his knees* When do I get some ammunition to work with!?)

And even though his actual birthday has already passed on, the party's not over yet.

Yeah! Par-taaaaay! Woooo! Yeea--*roundhouse kicked*

I'll attempt to kick it off now with that "present" I made for him, although it's actually something that I intended to use for decoration purposes only, heh.

Sooooooo, you're saying this isn't an actual gift? So then, where's the real present you promised me--*double roundhouse kicked* XD

To make the thread look pretty and all that stuff.

Hmm. Yes. "Pretty". Yes, I totally see why I'd care about that, lol.

It's still kind of lame, but... I tried, okay?! XD

I'm going to respond after the next sentence, so I'll tell you then what I think about it, lol.

I wasn't sure what to make, so I just chose a TWEWY theme because you seem to be so obsessed with that game right now, lol.

Oh, wow! It's so cool! :D I know you're good with your hands, but I had no idea you were so good with a mouse too, hehe. And you picked the perfect theme to base it on, as opposed to your more... questionable, taste in birthday themes. XD I'm actually using that wallpaper as the background on my laptop (Which just came back from repairs today, so you and Chrystie don't have to worry about me pulling any more "stunts" during our chats, heh. *fist pumps*) so you picked an awesome image to photoshop as well (It's funny you chose to put that effect on Neku's hand, too. Maybe you know more about the game then you've told me, but Neku does have 'powers'--many of which do come out of his hand. Lucky guess, lol?). Anywho... this is going into my photobucket account ASAP, hehe. Thanks!

Well, I should probably go ahead and wrap this up, since otherwise I fear it would take aaages for a certain someone to type up his response, lol. XD

Aaaaand it still took me forever, lol. Well, part of that was my desire to type this up on my laptop, (So I had to wait until today) but I was also feeling a little under the weather these past few days, so that stopped me too. I'm over it now, though.

Not to mention we covered most of the basics in our last MSN chat, anyway -- we just needed a thread to top it all off!

If you consider Chuck Norris quotes and comparisons between me and David Arculeta "covering most of the basics", lol...

So, with that...

HAPPY superlate BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!

Next year, make sure to keep anything even slightly resembling camping far out of sight of your mom. XD Even so, thanks so much for the gift and everything, Kayleigh! It wasn't lame in the least, heh.

P.S. By the way, I totally made a... uh, cute little cake for you!

Ooooh, really? I didn't have a traditional cake this year, so I could still use one, hehe.

DON'T KILL ME. THAT'S THE LAST JOKE, I PROMISE. XD

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On second thought, scratch that last statement, lol. It's a good thing your gift was only an inch away--I needed something to douse my eyes out with after seeing that. XD

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Now now, Chrystie. Remember the old adage? Keep making faces and it's gonna stay like that. XD

I'm just kind of shocked it took us this long to make him an actual thread...two heads are worse than one, apparently. ^_^;

... Not to... be a pill or anything, but... you kinda had the means open to you while Kayleigh was off, heh.

Although, you'll have to excuse us, Jords...'cause Kayleigh and I have the same brain and all, heh.

Ah, okay. I get it now. Kayleigh was off on vacation, so... naturally, your brain was on vacation too. Gotcha. XD

Sorry, Oh Dorky One.

Meh--tell it to the juuuuuudge!

But we still love you! =^_^=

...But, I guess it's okay. Just for this year, heh.

...See, now I'm kind of at a loss for words because we covered a lot in our chat the other night, lol.

Once again--not sure how Chuck Norris/David Archuleta ramblings have anything to do with my birthday. XD

And I cared enough to send him the best birthday PM ever on his actual birthday. XD

This is true, lol.

Wait until you turn 21, my friend.

Please. I still can't believe I'm 19, heh.

Then we'll throw you a real party.

...What?

Minus the excessive booze and all that other sketchy stuff, heh.

Yes. My bouncer will not condone such beverages in my birthday party, lol.

I have a theme in mind already!

Wow. Someone's a busy bee. XD Lol, I love surprise themes, so bring it on! (And don't forget about my 20th birthday either, heh.)

However...move over, Kay, and your supreme-o Chuck Norris cake!

The fact that she used the word "cute" in reference to a Chuck Norris cake is still giving me the willies. XD

Have I got an ever better surprise...XD

... I hope I have life insurance, lol.

I've been keeping it very low key but...I got a celebrity to give you a sweet little treat for your birthday.

Sorry, Chrystie. But it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out who that is.

A celebrity + cupcake (with that celebrity's actual picture on the cupcake!) makes up for Kayleigh's Chuck Norris cake...minus the actual Chuck Norris himself, lol.

*brain implodes*

I mean, it can't get any better than this, Jordan...I knew you were like, this celebrity's biggest fan next to your being such a huge Chuck Norris fan, too...here it is...

Wait--not fair! You didn't give me any sort of visual to soothe my inevitably scarred eyes! The horrooooooorrr!

Oh, come on! I just had to! Lol!

No. No you did not, lol (His hand does remind me of mine, though. How tall is he, anyway?) But, I think I finally understand how our last chat set up the basis for this thread. Kayleigh with her Chuck Norris and you with David Archuleta... you guys have the same evil, conniving brain after all! XD

With that, Jordan, Happy 6-Days-Later Birthday! XD

*leers* Yeah. Sure. OK. ...Thanks. XD

Happy 7 days late Birthday, I hope you had a good one

Thanks! It's more than I can ask to get people to respond to this thread when my birthday is already old news, but you did so anyway. So... thanks again, hehe.

Anyway, I'll end there with the quotes... and I don't think I'll be doing that again. Formatting all that was a royal pain in the butt, lol. This was one of my favorite birthdays in recent memory. My older sister took Vickie and I out for some bowling (Which we failed horribly at, lol. I guess being a pro at Wii bowling doesn't necessarily mean you'll be any good at real bowling after not doing it for a long time. ... I did end up winning though, so it was fun. XD). We were originally trying to look for some park that would rent boats, so we could go canoeing, but all the parks we went to were mysteriously devoid of life, heh. We finally found one on our way home, but they were renting paddleboats, not canoes. We still rented one, though--it was awesome! We took some pictures, so I may see about posting them on my LJ or something, when I fully explain all the gruesome details about my festivities, hehe. Thanks again for making this such a great birthday, guys!


...And now the only separation between me and drifting away into La-La Land is another post from Kayleigh. I'm already banging my head on my keyboard as it is! XD

I'm sorry, but I just HAVE to mention something that totally made me crack up today. XD Yes, it'll probably lead to Jordan banging his head on his keyboard all night long out of sheer frustration... but hey. Stuff like that is what makes life worth living for Chrystie and I, lol.

Anywho! One of my friends invited me to go see the movie "Get Smart" with her today. It turned out to be pretty good -- and although there were plenty of intense action scenes to go around, there was one in particular that stood out from the rest. And you're about to find out why.

I'm sure I can count on my partner in crime to agree, lol. Way to go with the "sweet" little David picture, by the way. XD It goes along perfectly with the adorable one I put up of Jordan's other favorite person, the one and only Norris. Chuck Norris.

I'm saving my cash for WALL-E, (And you guys better be too, lest I shall become a walking advertisment again like I was for Ratatouille. XD I know Chrystie is, after what she said in my profile, lol. *sighs*) but Get Smart did look kinda funny. If you ask me, Steve Carrel gives Jim Carrey a run for his money with some of the faces he pulls. XD My whole family huddles around the TV when they show his character's 'slip-ups' in Bruce Almighty, lol.

Oh, just tell us the joke, lol. I probably won't see it until it comes out on video--whenever that is. Unless it's just one of those scenes that you have to see for yourself...

I don't know; your call, heh. (Argh! Adorable is a word you use to describe puppies, kittens, and Pikachu. "Adorable" is not the right word to describe that cake. XD)

Anyway, I'm done. ...and dead. Brain dead, lol.

EDIT: Made a couple changes to my user title and location. You guys like? XD