EXTREME rock, paper, scissors!

[The Dark Knight]

Basically, the first person posts a picture, then the next person posts something that beats it e.g. person 1 posts a pic of fire, person 2 posts a pic of a bucket of water and so on. Rules:

• Nothing rude
• No Chuck Norris

I'll start...

 

[ruby]

The old one like this didn't last long..

Let's see that fat thing get down this corridor.

 

[Rogue planet]

^ Don't know wtf happened there.

Anyone in that corridor will be mowed down by this bad boy MG

 

[Legobricks]

And this bad boy MG will be backstabbed by the local spy. Let's see your limited firing arc save ye now.
By the way, that's most probably a Waffen SS soldier.

 

[Barney.]

That spy will be caught and put away by Phoenix wright.

 

[Dukey]

Then Phoenix Wright will be eaten by Ram Crotch!

 

[Barney.]

Then we will get beaten by Beat and Neku!

 

[Dukey]

Who get beaten by

(it killed rhyme)

 

[Barney.]

Who then gets slaughtered by the "Acme" harpoon

 

[Rogue planet]

Anvils are the bane of all cartoon characters

 

[Spectrum]

Sorry... it was way too tempting. :D

 

[Mitchman]

Pfft the holy thumb shall defeat the bird.

He might be smiling and giving you a thumbs up but he sure as hell wont be beaten. Thread owned. (nah maybe just maybe something comes up)

 

[ruby]

I never got what was so great about Chuck Norris. 0.o

 

[Barney.]

Mr.Rodgers beat them all in that flash.... I have no idea who he is though...

 

[moon]

Sylar kills men in costumes.

 

[Mitchman]

The great mr rogers is a NICE old man that had a pbs show. Great center of pedophile jokes. Anyway...
[AGELIMIT]Big bird has gotten carried away[/AGELIMIT]

Spoiler:

Yeah thats what he does when you get him pissed and ten sends his homies.

 

[Spinor]

Big Bird Burgers anyone?

Also, I swear I will kill the next person that posts Ronald McDonald or The Burger King.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Farmer sells cattle to McDs. xD

 

[Mitchman]

The farmer unfortunately got killed by his garden gnome.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Gargoyles are better ornaments.