oni flygon said:
Abigial: What? Not fair! You have Luna!
Oni: Got love 'em arenas! *Oni grows from Level 1 to Level 5*
....hmm, well I'm already at a good level....
*hops into the arena*
Jordan: Hey! You! Guy! I'm joining!
Guy:....*snore*....
Jordan:....err, sir?
Guy:....huh?.....oh....what do you want?
Jordan: I'm going to take part!
Guy:....*starts laughing and falls on the floor*
Yeah!
Sure kid! Go ahead! My treat! It's not like you'll last very long!
Jordan: Oh yeah? We'll have to see about that!
*walks into the arena with people cheering everywhere*
Jordan:......hmm, there doesn't appear to be anyone here.....
*hears armor clanking behind him*
Jordan:......huh?
*a knight appears*
Diago: You! Boy! I will best you with my mighty spear! I will stab a whole through your stomach, roast you over a fire, and feed you to my dogs!
Jordan:........eww......hello to you too!
Diago: Gahh! Prepare to die!!
*Diago charges at him*
Jordan:.....how do I get myself into these situations?
*prepares to dodge the incoming attack*