Fortunately/Unfortunately

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, King Kong emerged from another chair and wanted to beat Godzilla up.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, It started raining cheez-its and everyone was happy.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, Obama wanted healthy food instead.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, this is a parallel universe where they impeached Obama without needing to worry about sounding racist.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Unfortunately Putin replaced Obama.

 

[acatfrommars]

Fortunately, the Americans rose up in a revolt and McDonalds offered free cheeseburgers.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, everyone who ate a cheeseburger got sick after a few minutes.

 

[acatfrommars]

Fortunately, a squad of Nurse Joys and Chanseys entered the room with potions.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, they accidentally dropped all of them while running, because they were in a hurry.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately the potion containers didn't break upon falling.

 

[acatfrommars]

Unfortunately, a haunter snuck up from behind and ran away with the potion containers.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, he could only hold two of them.

 

[Trev]

Unfortunately, he could only take two because he was weighed down by the souls he stole - the souls of every living person in the room. i.e.: everyone died.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately everything until now has just been a strange dream of Gary's created by Haunter's Dream Eater.

 

[Ghost Lunis]

unfortunately Haunter has no plans to ever let Gary out of the dream state because Haunter wishes he was Darkrai.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately Haunter becomes Darkrai for some reason.

 

[Trev]

Unfortunately, Darkrai is attacked by a swarm of Vespiqueens and dies.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately that was the Haunter that become a Darkrai, and not the real Darkrai.

 

[Trev]

Unforunately, Haunter would have had to use Transform to become Darkrai, and therefore adopting the Dark typing, which means that Hauntrai would be dead.

 

[Ghost Lunis]

Fortunately Arceus took pity on "hauntrai"
and turned him into a Mexican burrito stand salesperson.