6th Gen funniest character quotes

[PokeMastermind]

Hopefully this is the place to make this thread., but I wanted to discuss some NPC quotes. I think the funniest and weirdest quotes come from the trainers in the Battle Chauteu. There is one old lady that says she wants to adopt me and make and compliments me how good I am. Then there is another boy who says after you beat him that maybe it was because he didnt have enough money as the reason he lost. What are your funniest, weirdest or quotes that stood out the most to you.

 

[artist92]

I like the running gag of the shorts kid. :D

 

[Flushed]

Also in Battle Chateau:

Dem rich snobs be snobby.

 

[WindBlows]

Spoiler:

Nintendo, this is just wrong.

 

[artist92]

Oh yeah, and "We're just two guys having lunch together. Nothing wrong with that." Or something along those lines lol.

 

[PokeMastermind]

Yea why does it seem like everybody in there be talkin about money......then there is the old guy who says he doesn't know why he is there since he doesnt have that much money :/

 

[Esper]

There's that one hiker jogging back and forth across a bridge in one of the caves with all these puns. "I dropped my book while I was running across. You see, it was the un-a-bridged version!" and others. I laughed more than I should have.

 

[PlatinumDude]

In Hotel Richissime, I cracked up upon seeing a waitress/maid drinking from the vase. She quickly denied it.

 

[Beyond Infinity]

After you have the 7th Badge:

Spoiler:

In Lysandre's Cafe, when you fight the two waiters:
"Today's special is... You'd better leave!"
"The special is SCRAM."

 

[AuraKnight95]

I find the dialogue in X and Y to be really great! Either that, or I'm just paying more attention to the dialogue than I have in previous games. xD Anyway, I really like the female skater in the Battle Maison who says after you beat her, "Man, I'm so speedy and smooth! I should be on 'So You Think You Can Skate!'"

 

[MiniMinun]

"My Emolga wants to shock you Deedeen!"
"...What?"
And
"Your power level must be over 9000!"
(It may not be exactly that, but close enough!"

 

[Hiatus]

I don't remember who it was, exactly, but there was a person in the game that said "your powers levels are certainly over 9,000." When I first read that statement, I couldn't breath—I was laughing extremely hard. xD It was quite amusing, and nice to see them make reference to one of their rival franchises. Also, there were two guys sitting at a restaurant. One was saying "we're just two guys, going out to dinner," and the other said "yeah, nothing wrong with that." I found this to be pretty funny.

 

[Nick]

Care for a sky battle with a sky trainer?

 

[scprepschool]

There is a girl in the battle chatue place that will tell you that underneath her clothes is rippling muscles of a body builder. When her trainer image is clearly a young blonde girl. I wish I would have took a pic

 

[Patrick]

Check it out! I never drop the balls! -- some dude with zero context

 

[Sweets Witch]

>The robot maid who's either in the Battle Maison or Battle Chateau (I forget which)
>The trainer in the Battle Maison who says something like "I can haz battle now?" and hates speaking like that
>The Fairy Tale Girl who says she's old enough to be your mom
>The Lumiose cab drivers who say really depressing things when you beat them
>Malva's dialogue the 2nd+ times you go through the Elite Four when she talks about burning you to death
>The Veteran at the end of Victory Road who says "my body is ready" (although I was upset that his name wasn't Reggie)

Gotta admit, I loved a lot of dialogue in this game. It made talking to NPCs fun even when they didn't give me things.

 

[Arrow]

-"Can I haz a battle?"
-"Your Pokemon's levels must be over 9000!"
-Robot maid in the Battle Chateau
-Boy on Victory Road who says "My body is ready"
-"Two guys having lunch together. Nothing wrong with that."

Gotta love this game.

 

[Draguinite]

TARGET ACQUIRED...VRRRRRR (Julia in Battle Chateau)
Meow meow, can i haz battle, meow (Waitress in Battle Maison)
The fat hiker guy in the hometown raving about technology and Wifi

 

[Lolkat]

I laughed when

Spoiler:

Lysandre said he was going to basically kill everyone with a weapon

 

[Mega Missingno]

Yea why does it seem like everybody in there be talkin about money......

Because the Kalos region is secretly run by the Government of Gaia.
XD