6th Gen funniest character quotes

[s0nido]

"My Emolga wants to shock you Deedeen!"
"...What?"

This quote made me laugh a LOT more than I should've when I first heard it. XD
The dialogue in X/Y feels heaps more natural than in previous Pokemon RPGs. I love it.

 

[Pendraflare]

(Well it's been only two weeks so I hope this isn't thread revival)

A Hiker in the Frost Cavern, right near that Ace Trainer who heals you, SHOUTS IN ALL CAPS. "OH NO! I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES!" "I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! I THINK I'LL FREEZE IF I DO!" Ah…dem Hikers.

 

[Somma]

That one Youngster Trainer xD
"Want to know why I wear shorts in tall grass?" ... "Because they are comfortable and easy to wear!!!"

https://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=59

I dont know why, but this got to me XDDDDD Omg!

 

[Arrow]

While replaying the game I noticed a Team Flare grunt say this:

"Only Team Flare's
Staying alive, staying alive~"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

 

[ShinyMagcargo]

On the top floor of Hotel Richissime in Lumoise City there is a maid that says this:
"Oh, this pillar...
It's so thick!"

 

[Feunard]

I remember talking to this lady who spoke German so I asked my friend who takes German to translate.

"Pokemon are in the Pokemon. I am sitting on the chair."

 

[Vintagetrainer77]

What about

"Do you know what Parkour is?"

 

[Guy]

Reading through the thread, I forgot just how many funny dialogue and quotes there were. I almost died at the un-a-bridged book joke when playing. It was one of those jokes where it was so bad it's funny.

This image should be sufficient. When I saw it, I couldn't stop laughing.

My body is ready! This is probably the most memorable for me. It was both hilarious and almost meta seeing as how many times that line has been said in real life by people in the more older (but not too old!) demographic.

 

[Aeroblast]

"I wish I could live in the worlds that I see in games, anime, and comics."

Maids in this game have some hilarious quotes.

 

[WonderfulWhiscash]

There's someone in victory road who says "I have trained hard here, and now my body is ready!"

 

[adilriaz004]

I found these really funny xD
I don't have your number in my POKEDEX. Can I register it?
Since I saw you, my heart is bouncing like a SPOINK.
You are making me RHYHORN-Y
Would you Pre-FURRET to go out with me?
Find 87 more of these pokemon pick up lines here :D Cheers!