Funniest quote of the year~!

[johnlycett]

Ok guys, ive had this planned from some time now because i must admite some people say the sillyest,funniest and stupid quotes!!! think of ones that make you laugh:P.
welcome lets get on the with rules.

Rules

1. No swearing,racist or bagging other peaple.
2. No offening other peoples quotes
3. Have fun.
4. No spamming or offtopic chat.
5. Don't take offence to this because it's a good thing to have
some humour :) and it's nice to have laugh

Voting ends December 21st 2007.
Votes will be tallyed and results janurary 10th 2008.

How do i vote?
1. Show the quote,reason why it should be quote quote of the year.

So let me start

Quote from pokenaruto

lol an admin will come and make me admin after seing what your doing...

Reason: he was trying to be funny got me laughing... and was acting like a mod

So what have you guys found?
Anything funny but not offencive?

 

[Speed Demon]

you mean from anywhere? i haven't been here long enough to hear funny quotes from people.. only been here bout a week or so...

 

[johnlycett]

Well then why did you post?
Yes it can be from anywhere!! on pkmncommunity forums!!

 

[NightonEX]

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

Dont know who said it. Got it from https://www.geek24.com/g/2006/06/13/absolutely-hilarious-computer-quotes (no ading ment)

 

[Lady Nicole]

How many quotes are we allowed to post each?

Anyway, here's a quote:

Oh no…someone knocked over my recycle bin. There are icons all over my desktop!

Lol. Don't know who said it, it just got stuck in my memory.

 

[Lorem Ipsum]

I wouldn't say it happened this year more like 2607 years ago ¬.¬ but this quote inspires me.

"Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth..."
-Archimedes

He is so famous, his name is even in the spell checker.

 

[Lady Nicole]

I wouldn't say it happened this year more like 2607 years ago ¬.¬ but this quote inspires me.

"Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth..."
-Archimedes

He is so famous, his name is even in the spell checker.

I thought the quote was:
"Give me a level long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I shall move the world"

But hey, I suppose there are different ways of saying it ^_^ whatever floats your boat, I guess.

 

[Lorem Ipsum]

XD
Don't take it so seriously. It's what we have in our form room, so meh, I suppose.

 

[Lady Nicole]

Haha yeah, sorry. It's the same type of thing anyway :laugh:

 

[johnlycett]

Ill make it 3 each for funny quotes :P.
hmm hahahaah some funny ones there

 

[~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~]

Well some people say its funny but I'm serious when I say this

"Love is nature's way of tricking people into reproducing"


Well I think its true for example How did I get here?



:t354:TG

 

[Warheart]

"Oh William, you're going to go to Heaven for this."

"I'd rather die than go to heaven"

-Metalocaypse.

Best quote, but from PC it would have to be how Rene joined in the ³ Fanclub. It was something like.

I want to join this club. I want to be a cube.

~Rene~ :t025:

 

[scorpionwarrior]

here's one i found somewhere.............

I often try to drown my troubles, too bad my wife wont go swimming

 

[Aegis]

Haha, this won't make any sense to somebody who hasn't seen Star Trek, but...

"Warning, last chance to be a hero doctor" - The Main Computer

 

[Cross]

God, are you retared?

And this little number I will always cherish:

<SPPGuest4673> PEOPLE WHO POOP GET KICKED *FARTS* ATLEAST I DIDNT POOP *POOPS* UH OH

I'd take the quote of Kanna-chan saying her nickname is the most weeaboo on the whole forum but I'm too lazy to find that exact quote. :[

 

[johnlycett]

December 21st voting round starts, so until then keep posting them.

 

[22sa]

lol Toki and Heatran. Ownage.

 

[To Write Love On Her Arms]

One I have heard before:

"One day, I am going to be rich and famous for inventing a device that lets you stab people through a monitor"

 

[Ivysaur]

I don't want to repeat the one from Pokenaruto in the first post... so have this one!

7050 Nica-Chan, fear her mighty wrong number wrath!

 

[22sa]

"Sigh why can't exams answer themselves"

Someone's display name on my MSN XD