Funny Moments

TRIFORCE89

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    Have you ever had a day where you almost died of laughter? Not by watching a funny movie or show or anything. But actually do things.

    This idea just popped into my head because I was watching that Seinfeld special, and my mom mentioned something that happened to us last summer that just so random and stupid that it could've been an episode.

    Okay...

    Last summer (so, not this year, the year before) we went to Montreal. We were in the car and we were looking for an amusement park. Naturally, we get lost. But it was really weird. We drove around the same park like 15 times. Not only that but somehow, we went off the road and were actually driving through the park! On the grass! Really really close to people and ducks. We saw a cop and panicked. He stopped us. He made it sound like what was going on was nothing out of the ordinary. He waved and told us to enjoy our day. LOL Anyway, once we eventually got out of the park, we ended up on the bicycle path. O_o Eventually we got back to the road. We asked someone for directions. Me, having no knowledge of French at all thought the guy called my dad a fancy man. I had no idea if that would be an insult or not, but me blurting out "Did he just call you a fancy man?" at random just did us in with laughter on our already cooky day. It gets weirder. We approach toll booths. For some reason, they are empty. Yet there is some idiot waiting in his car at one of them. He could've just drove through like we did. But then we got really off course. Somehow we were now on the formula one track. And my dad just had a field day. We just started speeding around that thing.

    Well, that's my oddly funny day. What's yours?
     
    I was going to the state zoo on a feild trip. We get there, and my frined's dad told me and my friend that when he said VIP, we had to go to him. So we were walking around the seals when I heard someone yellin "VIP!". Naturally, I went to the voice. It was not my friend's dad, but a zookeeper calling for real VIPs. So I went back to the seals. I was feeding them some small fish when I heard "VIP!" again. I got so startled that I fell into the seal pool. A zookeeper helped me out, but by then I had realized the person calling "VIP!" that time was my friend's dad. So I missed the return bus. My mom has to go all the way to the zoo to get me. When she gets there, I was feeding a llama. When I tried to go to her, I couldn't move. There was something hot going down my back. I turned around and the llama was eating my shirt!
     
    my friend and I made movies with my MY Little Ponies. We made a funny one where all the ponies got drunk at a birthday party, one where they all went to Mexico, the blair witch pony, and we just made a pony christmas one. Next time were making a pony CSI one, LOL
     
    Triffy... that's hilarious. XD;; That certainly outweighs any of my vacations. XD;;;

    I can't really think of anything at the moment, though. oO; Most of my dinners are filled with laughter, though. XP My dad and I come up with all our inside jokes there~ (Like the one about the moose in our attic. xD) I think that's about as close as I get. o_O
     
    Well there was this time when I went ot the movies with 2 of my firends, and my brother was picking us up after it was finsihed, and there was a car that looked like my brother's and I told my friends to go in the back, and it turned out it was somebody else and he yelled at us and told us to get out, ahh... good times XD.
     
    Lightning said:
    Triffy... that's hilarious. XD;; That certainly outweighs any of my vacations. XD;;;

    I can't really think of anything at the moment, though. oO; Most of my dinners are filled with laughter, though. XP My dad and I come up with all our inside jokes there~ (Like the one about the moose in our attic. xD) I think that's about as close as I get. o_O
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    I like that one. If you ever have a conversation with Nero, tell you had a moose in your attic. She had racoons in her's last year, so I'd love to see her reaction to a moose.


    We've had our share of stupidness, right Erica? Although usually on my part. Not-apple, Jimmy's wong, "Bring back my body", fishes doing sushi (you came up with that one). I'm sure there's more.
     
    xD I should tell her that.. lol. I remember she went on for a long time about the racoons. o_O; And then she got freaked out when I told her about having a bat in my house. XD

    LiquidThunder - Lol! That must've been hilarious. XD I wish I could've seen that!
     
    Lightning said:

    LiquidThunder - Lol! That must've been hilarious. XD I wish I could've seen that!
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    It was a funny, in a "So Stupid" kind of way XD, and it was a bit embarrasing seeing how so many people walking in and out saw that big scene, and when it was told at school, it was even worse ^^.
     
    I've already told thiz ztory but I ztill think it'z funny X3

    At my middle zchool lazt year, the head of the vollyball team waz Coach D.ick (I waz on the team of courze). The head of the football team waz Coach Zerelli. The two of them had alwayz been playing practical jokez on eachother zuch az ztealing eachotherz ztapelerz, challenging eachoterz clazzez to gamez of trazkettball, ect. One day the vollyball team waz outzide running on the track outzide the zchool for practice. Well, right next to the track iz a weightroom. It waz about the zecond time around the track for uz when the football team zuddenly burzt out of the weight room. I don't need to explain much more about that incedent zince all I have to zay iz that they had water balloonz...many of them and you get the picture ;-;''
    Of courze Coach D.ick iz a very...vengfull woman. Zo a couple dayz later we attacked the football team in a zimilar way >3
    ...and the war goez on ;-;
    The lovely football team decided to target the firzt player they could find for reveng. I waz ztuco prez that year and had to ztay after alot. >< I had to ztay after zchool for a ztuco board meeting and after the meeting I heard zomething coming from the pool area. I walked over there to zee what it waz and the next thing I knew I waz being tozzed into the pool O_O That waz the oddezt zchool I've ever zeen. The teacherz were alwayz playing prankz on the ztudentz. (I have many ztoriez from there including one that involvez a flood drill)

    ~Evil Football playerz...evil! *hizz*
     
    well, i watched the grugde the other night. it was so freakin` scary... O.O'

    when we got home, me and my bro, DF had been joking around and talking about it ever since. he stared making the woman grudges voice. i looked at the closet and shrieked, causing him to scream and turn white as.... white. XD

    we`ve been freaking each other out since.
     
    LiquidThunder said:
    Well there was this time when I went ot the movies with 2 of my firends, and my brother was picking us up after it was finsihed, and there was a car that looked like my brother's and I told my friends to go in the back, and it turned out it was somebody else and he yelled at us and told us to get out, ahh... good times XD.
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    I did that once at school. Some had a car that looked like mom's. I got in, the lady in the front said "Hello", I said "Hi", and I got out.
     
    lol one time, my mom had a thousand arrends to do, and she was in her car all day long, going from one store to another, none stop. So anyway it was like 8:00pm and she was going home, when she just sopped in front of a stop sign, i looked at her and asked why she had stopped, my mom looked at me and said "i'm waiting for it to turn green" XD it was the funniest thing
     
    I was at a sleepover once, and we were all daring each other to go into the attic. I was first, so I went in. It wasn't really scary. But then there was a shadow shaped like a rat. I suspected a trick, so I just ignored it. I accidentally fell asleep, and when I woke up there was a rat, a possum, and a squirrel all staring at me. O.O
     
    I could go on and on about how many funny situations I usually get myself into! I'm just one of those people that odd stuff happens to, lol. I'll go ahead and tell about the most recent things that happened. I wrote two of them in my blog, so I'll just copy what I wrote there into here. ^_^; Anyway...

    One of the things happened a few days ago when my mom and I were in town. We had stopped by Wal-Mart so my mom could get something, and along the way we just decided to browse through the Christmas section. Well, we ended up spotting different Christmas tree ornaments, and decided to pick some out that we liked for our tree this year. I was in a silly mood, so I started looking around for really crazy ones. I showed my mom several different kinds, (even a weird fish thing that had huge glittery lips and a present on its head... O_o) and then spotted a HUGE purple thing. It was a ball that you could hang on the tree, but it had an extremely freaky shape and it was just too big and everything! So, of course I couldn't resist grabbing it, looking over at my mom, and blurting out, 'Who would want to buy this?!' And as soon as I said that I accidentally dropped the thing! Thankfully it was made out of hard plastic so it didn't break, but it sure did make a really loud noise on the tile floor! My mom was laughing so much, and all that I could mutter was, 'That's what I get for saying something bad about it!' It was so funny, lol.

    And that's not all... Once we got back to my grandparent's house, I hopped out of the car and ran towards the garage because it was really cold outside and I was freezing. My mom called me back, though, to get something, so I ran back, grabbed it, and then headed back towards the house. Well, my mom said something else to me so I turned my head to look over at her (while still walking...) and... you can guess what happened. The garage door was lowered halfway, and I ended up walking really hard into it! It didn't hurt at all, it just shook me up a bit, lol. And you can bet that both my mom and grandfather were cracking up at that sight, once they figured out that I was okay! XD It was both funny and embarrassing, because I hit the thing so hard and it made a really loud noise! I definitely wasn't expecting that!

    Another funny thing happened once when I was at a zoo with my family. I had spotted the giraffe exibit, and I wanted to go look at it because giraffes are one of my favorite animals. Once I got there, I walked over by a large fence where I could see the giraffes really well. I just stood admiring one of the giraffes when I noticed that its eyes were completely fixated on me! It wouldn't stop staring, lol. I looked over at my mom and said, 'One of the giraffes is looking at me!' She kind of nodded and said, 'Ohh, neat!', even though she really didn't think it was actually looking at me like that. Well, I continued to look back at it, and after a few seconds it suddenly got up and started walking right towards me! It kept coming, until it was finally next to the fence and then it stuck its head down and looked at me again. I could have touched it because it was so close, but I didn't because I didn't want to get in trouble. (But I should have... T_T) It was still so neat, though! The giraffe just stood there for a long time, and then started eating some leaves off of a bush next to the fence. ^_^ Now every time that we go to the zoo I always get teased about having to visit my 'friend'.
     
    How did I miss this thread?! Anyway sweeties, I have so many stituations it would take up 64 pages to get through half of them. XD Well, I'll just post my recents and favorite ones.

    I was at my friend's birthday party, and knowing me, I'm the center of attention! Well, after saying so many emmbrassing things about my friend in front ofhis family, my stomach felt funny. I had to many beans that day. XD Since the party was outside, I slowly wondered off. I was about 2 houses away, and then I ripped a big one. XD Aprently I didn't walk off far enough, since EVERY one heard it. XD They were laughing, I was laughing. Then suddenly, I farted again. XD!!!!

    Another time, a boy online IM me. He asked me if I had a boyfriend. :P I said, no. :P He asked if I wanted one. I said, I'm ment for girls. XD He asked if I was hot. O.o I said, how dare you. :p Then he was begging for forgiveness. :P I told him I was a boy, then, he sign off. XD
     
    I wa talking to some people in music class and on person said "don't give Paige any ideas" so I started laughing and saying "ideas get it?" I was laughing at the word idea! (that seems to happen alot me laughing at words....O-o
     
    Ohh, that reminds me... It's so easy to make me laugh, and once when I twisted my ankle while running down our stairs to answer the phone, I just started laughing because it hurt my foot so much! o_o My friend ended up being the one who called, and I'm sure she thought I was crazy that day. I just couldn't help it! I don't know why I started laughing about it... Ah well.
     
    Oh, that reminds me of when I sprained my ankle by.. falling off the curb. You know... between roads and the sidewalk? Not even a foot high? Yeah. XD; I think I just fell and laughed for a while, so no one thought I was hurt even though I was. xD Ahh... good times.
     
    Lightning said:
    Oh, that reminds me of when I sprained my ankle by.. falling off the curb. You know... between roads and the sidewalk? Not even a foot high? Yeah. XD; I think I just fell and laughed for a while, so no one thought I was hurt even though I was. xD Ahh... good times.
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    *cringe* I don't like that one.

    I once got lost at the beach. We were on a raft, adn according to my dad the wind would bring us back to shore. Well, the opposite happend. A speed boat passed by and helped us get back.
     
    True story:

    I was prompting for the church Christmas play, which that year was a comedy poking fun at the bustle of Christmas...everyone was still applauding the uncle that was an Elvis impersonator (no joke) and it had gotten to the part about the nativity scene that goes wrong every year..right before the song started, the set fell down...and THAT wasn't in the script!
     
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