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[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

I hope everybody had a good Christmas, or whatever you celebrate, or just a plain ol' good Winter Break! But for now, here is a word from my sponsor. All you need to know to understand this is that my Dad runs his N64 and Amiga PC on the same television.

Dad: So, to get the N64 running through the Scart socket, I plug it in, and then press AV twice, right?
Me: Yes.
Dad: Right. Well, I just want to do something on my Amiga. So I boot it up and turn the telly on and press AV twice and it's not coming up.
Me: Did you plug it in?
Dad: Well yes, it's turned on and the floppy disk machine is making noises...
Me: No, no, did you switch over the Scart sockets? Did you unplug the N64 and plug in the Amiga?
Dad: ...
Me: Amigas didn't have wireless connectivity, you know.
Dad: I remember when you used to be this high and you'd ask me something and I'd say "The Pentium One goes to Mars and comes back in the night-time with alien invaders" and you'd say "Yes daddy you're brilliant daddy" and I felt like the smartest person ever.
Me: Really? Do you remember yesterday when you thought your printer was broken because you hadn't plugged it into the power supply?
Dad: I'm going out now. I may be some time.