looney parents

SO MY LAST CHRISTMAS PRESENT ARRIVED TODAY. IT'S FROM MUM AND DAD AND WAS MADE BY AN ETSY SELLER IN AUSSIELAND AND AND AND AND I cried so hard when I opened the package because talk about always-wanted-one much? ;_______; ((ARGH FFS I HATE THE STUPID EDITOR MODE ON THIS THINNNGG Fixed the...

I hope everybody had a good Christmas, or whatever you celebrate, or just a plain ol' good Winter Break! But for now, here is a word from my sponsor. All you need to know to understand this is that my Dad runs his N64 and Amiga PC on the same television. Dad: So, to get the N64 running through...

You know, it's really nice to have a copy of these conversations so that when I murder my parents and have to give evidence in court my children have me committed and the doctors with the pretty white coats wonder where the insanity came from, there is some evidence that it runs in the family...

...Otherwise known as the sitcom that is my life. Mum: Urgh! I am never eating a pasty from that shop ever, ever again. Dad: Devil Pasty! Me: What if I was dangling upside down over a boiling pit of lava, and some super-villain threatened to drop me in unless you ate another one? Dad: Sh*t...

[Makes more sense if you've read this.] Mum: Look what arrived for me today! *holds up little Glaceon figurine* Me: It's a fox! Mum: It's a donkey. Me: It's still a fox, no matter how many times you say it's a donkey. Mum: Whatever. *short pause* *Dad walks in* Mum: Look at this, is it a...

Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey? Me: ...Come again? Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears. Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can...

Mum: So, I need you to send me a list of your favourite Pokémon. Me: ...Why? Mum: No reason. By the way, how is Reji-gee-gass spelt? Me: ...How did you know he was my favourite? Mum: I KNOW EVERYTHING. Me: What is Pi to 2,000 digits? Mum: Two. Me: ...DAMNIT YOU KNOW I HAVE NO WAY OF CHECKING...