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Because you forgot to charge them!
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Right here at the good ol' PC!
How do i speed up time?
How do i speed up time?
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You put your clock/watch/whatever on a treadmill and up the treadmill's speed!
Where do bees live?
Where do bees live?
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They bought all the expensive luxury houses and now live the life.
Why is there so much mud?
Why is there so much mud?
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Because rain happened!
What is the purpose of tears?
What is the purpose of tears?
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They expel the sadness from our bodies.
what's the secret passphrase?
what's the secret passphrase?
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It's "Ouch! Who put that thing there, dammit?"
What's the cause of insomnia?
What's the cause of insomnia?
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It happens when you can't sleep.
Why can't plants talk?
Why can't plants talk?
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Their parents never taught them. Quite the vicious cycle, I must say.
Why do cats dislike being in water?
Why do cats dislike being in water?
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Because they always forget their towel.
What's that dot in the sky?
What's that dot in the sky?
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It's probably just a plane!
Why to wheels have to be circles?
Why to wheels have to be circles?
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It's a conspiracy against the square wheel manufacturers, which work just as fine if you just put some more shock absorbers on your vehicle!
How do you tame a mouse to do it's job inside of a computer mouse?
How do you tame a mouse to do it's job inside of a computer mouse?
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You'll need to encourage the hamster in it's wheel to better power your PC. That way the competitive nature of the mouse will kick in and it'll try to outperform the hamster.
What does the smallprints of this contract say?
What does the smallprints of this contract say?
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Dunno, just ask it!
Why can't I shoot lasers?
Why can't I shoot lasers?
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Because you haven't had your upgrade yet. Visit your local conversion centre today and join the Cyberiad!
Can swans sing a song?
Can swans sing a song?
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Yes, but only when they're about to pass on.
Is sitting healthy?
Is sitting healthy?
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Of course! it's good exercise!
Do penguins fly?
Do penguins fly?
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Only when nobody's looking. They can out-speed a plane, you know.
How do you become a couch potato?
How do you become a couch potato?
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You need to dig deep into your couch and then wait until roots spawn.
Why did you fry everything you came across?
Why did you fry everything you came across?
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Because it makes it Tasty!
Why must time go by so fast?
Why must time go by so fast?