Get off My Bench!(~Revived~)

[Christopher]

I use my time machine to go back to the very second you were about to set down. only this time I slide in and claim the bench as my own.

 

[Melody]

*Was thinking ahead when she was sitting down and was wearing a 10 ton suit of armor, so she sits right down, squishing the previous sitter into a bloody pulp*

 

[Maraala]

Sammy-mommy entices Pachy-daughter with tons of cute clothes, telling her that there is a big sale at the local mall

As she runs off, Sammy cleans up the bench and sits down

 

[Melody]

*Comes back in such a cute and adorable outfit that Sammy-Mommy just HAS to have so mother and daughter can match...it's so cute it's irresistable, and she sits down on the bench as Sammy-mommy dashes off to the mall now* XD

 

[aguinn99]

I throw a grenade at you and them BIG BOOM, and I rightfully claim the bench and sit on it.I take out my ipod touch and mess around with apps until someone else comes along.

 

[last fighter 36]

I scream Get off mah bench woman and you get scared even if you are a boy.

I sit and look at the clouds and think about the concept beauty.

 

[Jayster23]

I throw MCDONALDS MACDONALDS
KENTUCKEY FRIED CHICKEN
AND A PIZZA HUT
at you you fall off the bench and i rightfully claim my throne

 

[Melody]

*uses a pair of giant mecha arms to pluck you off the bench and fling you into the horizon*

*sits down on the bench*

 

[WonderGirl]

*Puts an atomic fart cushion just before you sit*

You run off with a burning butt and I sit down >:D

 

[Melody]

*entices you into a pit of tentacles with a cute puppy* *sits down and watches the tentacles drag you to the bottom of the pit*

 

[last fighter 36]

*Push you in with wonder girl*

*Sits in the bench to watch*

 

[Melody]

*pulls you into the pit with her, using the grip of the tentacles and the momentum of your fall into the tentacle pit to launch herself out of the pit, sticking her landing gracefully then bowing and taking her seat on the bench*

Now that was an elegant win. :3

 

[last fighter 36]

*Becomes Super saiyan ???*

*Flies and drops you in there *

*Sits casually in the bench*

 

[Haspop]

I creep up behind you and strangle you with my cute little black and grey striped scarf. You fall of the bench, and I take your place. I even make a point to graffitti the bench with my colorful arsenal of spray-paint.

 

[aguinn99]

I scream"get off my bench!"and shove you in a pit of spikes and take my seat.

 

[Melody]

*flips the bench over the same spiked pit, dumping you into the pit to fall to your untimely death. The bench however sticks the landing on the other side of the pit, far enough away that it's next occupant can't just be shoved into the pit of doom, I then sit down and begin painting my toes cutely.* <3

 

[Misheard Whisper]

I snatch the bottle of nail polish and pour it through your hair, then stand back and laugh as you run, screaming, for the nearest shower. (hopefully)

 

[dead-man-walking]

Full Salvo! Activate!
*Rockets flies and blasts Whisper awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D*
*Sits on the bench*

 

[Melody]

*pulls out a good old fashioned baseball bat and knocks you out of the park, then sits down* :3

 

[Akita]

I chip your nailpolish. I take your place on the bench as you rush off to fix your nails.