Get off My Bench!(~Revived~)

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Maraala

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    Okay, really simple...

    -There is a bench
    -You must sit on it
    -You must also knock off/get rid the person above you from the bench
    -Have fun!

    Ex.
    Poster 1: I plant my sitting muscle on the fine wooden contraption
    Poster 2: I hit you with a baseball bat and make you cy home to your mommy
    Poster 3: I pelt you with apples and make you all sticky

    Sammy shall start!

    Sammy finds a wooden bench on the side of a road and sits down after a long boring day.
     
    Sammy distracts you with a picture of Ruby, which you drool over and faint

    Sammy thens sits on the left side of the bench. Use it to your advantage or you shall get slapped
     
    I defeat the hunter in a stunning display of combative prowess, which is enough to make you jump for joy, allowing to me reclaim my spot on the bench.

    (Do you realize that it seriously took me like, 5 tries to type the word reclaim...? T__T)
     
    I at stare you evilly to move. After that failure, I hit you with my book-bag, causing you to fall off. I sit calmly on the bench.
     
    Waking up from my unconscious state, I kick you in the face, causing you to fall over. I move your legs off the bench and sit on it.
     
    I get up from being stunned and sent out alakazam to use psychic and throw you to the moon and then sit down and eat an icecream cone.
     
    I ask you politely if I may sit oin the bench by myself. You are so shocked by this sudden turn of events, you obey me wordlessly, and I resume my spot on the bench.
     
    Then I come along on this fine autumn day, and I see you are already on the bench that I shall be sitting on.

    I sit down next to you, and over time I gradually move into you and eventually push you of my new bench.
     
    Sammy grabs the sushi that Sammy plans to not eat after learning what the orange stuff on it was and throws it at you. You then flee to go take a shower and Sammy sits on the bench
     
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