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[ Get Together / Halloween Haunt 2007 ] Chain story

Timmy: Mudkip Kip Mud!
Wanda: OH NO! Your Voice is different! you'll have to write down your wish!
Cosmo: What's a wish?
Evil Ash Clone from Youtube: Yeah, What's a wish?
Ash:... WHAT! I'M NOT THAT STUPID! I'M KILLING WHOEVER MADE THIS!
ECFY Ash: I'm Ash
ECFY May: And I'm may
ECFY Ash: She takes Slim Fast Every Day!
*new portal*
May: NO I DON'T!
Misty: Hey were's my clone?
ECFY Misty: I've been given the death penalty for killing Youtube Max. California really does zuck with a z. especially with that Disneyland thing.
Tails: WHAT!? I thought she suicided!
Ash: ... Dawn, in case i die of all this craze... i've... kind a liked you...
Dawn: ME TOO! WHAA!
*both huddle in a corner*
*Misty goes to ye old times for hanging*
Tails: Well i kissed cream for nothing... if only i had forseen this...
 
A boy and girl popped out of Crems ear

???:So your the ledgendary Ash Ketchum.
???2:Ooh your cute,wait is that a fox can we Deep-fri and oil it?
???:Whoa hold on. Hey Ash i want a battle and Dawn a contest battle i want against you.
Ash: i accept your challenge.
Dawn:Your cute mystery boy!
Misty:This time i get to pull you away!
Sarina:I'm sarina and this is Jake.
Jake:Oh how rude were teribly sorry.
Ash:Don't sweat it!
Tails:Nobody fries me!
Jake:Your knda cute too Dawn
Sarina:Oh no ya don't your my man Jake!!
 
Mario: mama mia, luigi, does you know who these scallawags are?
Luigi: no, I don't mario, now stop with your silly questions and what not
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Princess Peach: (0_o)
Meowth: oy, those three are so annoying!
Nidoking: Gah a screeching noise i hear.
Shadow: oof what just happened
Nidoking: that god dang cannon blasted up to this island
Nidoking: and we are not alone
Shadow: well then who are we with? *turns around*
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Princess: (0_o)
Nidoking: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
Jessie: "Prepare for trouble, we've entered a pact!"
James: "And make it double, the classics are back!"
Jessie: "To protect the world from Halloween devastation."
James: "To unite all costumed peoples in our nation."
Jessie: "To denounce the evils of tricks and treats."
James: "To extend our reach to the stars above."
Jessie: "Jessie, the one who can still rhyme."
James: "James, the one who tired of it all the time."
Jessie: "Team rocket blast off at the speed of light."
James: "Surrender now, or prepare to fight, fight, fight!"
Meowth: "Meowth! Dat's right!"
Wobbufett: "Wobbbu! Wobbu!"

Ash: "What does the comic relief want?"
Brock: "Oh, let me guess, Pikachu?"
Meowth: "Dat's right. Wait, comic relief? Is dat all we are anymore?"
Everyone nods sagely.
Jessie: "Well, good thing you're wrong! We're the distraction now, so hah!"
James and Meowth: "Is that much better?"
Timmy: "Wait, distraction?"
A fine dust cloud falls down onto everyone, Sleep Powder emitted from a Venomoth as Shadow runs off with a sleeping Pikachu, cackling.
 
Suddenly, the talking stops as everyone stares at a blinking light to the north. It looks for a doll, marionette, or other humanoid inanimate object. It succeeds in finding a shiny Banette, which it doesn't realize is alive. It attempts to possess the Banette, before getting swatted into a mysterious wooden doll in a blue cap. The light inhabits the doll, and scales to human size. It proceeds to shoot its hands at a Tyranitar that was about to eat Tails, knocking it through a time warp into next week.


Tails: Hey, thanks! But who are you?

The possessed doll speaks.

Doll: I am ♥♪!?.

Ash: What? I can't even pronounce that!

♥♪!?: Bah. Well, since this form appears to be that doll I used before, just call me Geno- although, why are random objects and people popping out of nowhere?

Tails: Well, you see... SOMEONE let Palkia eat the Chaos Emeralds, Dragon Balls, Star Spirits, Triforce, and-

Geno: Right. A bunch of powerful objects went into this thing- but what the heck is it?

Oak: Well, since I happened to have my lab popped into this city by a tidal wave from yet another universe, I'll explain. It's the Pokemon that rules space. A Pokemon, essentially, is a superpowered animal.

Geno: How do we fix it?

Oak: I gave some Pepto-Bismol to Palkia. It'll be over. Eventually. Then, everything has be be returned to its own universe.

Past Misty and her Staryu pop out of a time warp.

Geno: Surrender that Star Piece!

Misty: You mean Staryu! No way!

Geno shoots rocket fists at Misty. He tries to place Staryu back into the Star Road, which he pulled out of one of the portals in the nearby bird feeder, but, to his surprise, it's not broken.

Geno: What is this?!
 
Shadow: "Now to return to my base, to end this holiday and return to my own pace."
Kenneth: "Um, sir, there's good news, and bad."
Shadow's eye twitches before he turns to Kenneth.
Kenneth: "Well, the bad news is that the entire lair has portals feeding zombies into it."
Shadow: "And the good news my assistant, and this better not be information I resent."
Kenneth: "Well, we now own share in one Umbrella Corporation due to these portals. They're the ones who made these zombies."
Shadow: "Times likes these fill me with despair, I need to quickly find a new, zombie-free lair."
Kenneth: "What were you gonna do with Pikachu, anyways?"
Shadow: "I need a great electrical source, then I can blast these portals away with no remorse. I simply need to create a ray gun, yet the design needs something close to the power of the sun. Hence, the little rat, now I shall put on a hat."
Shadow puts on a top hat.
Kenneth: "We really need to end this quick, you're really stretching for rhymes."
 
Misty: IT'S MINE, YA HUNK OF WOOD!

Geno: ...I see. At any rate, what do we do now?

Another rift opens. This one is in the center of a donut. A strange, yellow human pops out and eats the donut, and thus the portal. He introduces himself as Homer Simpson, and then pulls out even more yellow people. They introduce themselves as Barney and Moe.

Moe: Where'd my bar go?

Tails: Do we have to bring THESE ones along, too?
 
Cosmo: yar, everyones forgotten about us
Timmy: WHY AM I STILL A MUDKIPZ!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: stop
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: STOP!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Kaiba: Is the cost clear? I hope tristain isn't...
Tristain:...here?
Moe: WHO ARE THESE FREAKS?
Dawn: Who are you calling a freak? your the one whos yellow
Moe: WHY I OUGHTA!
Before Moe could grab dawn the portal came and out poped a texan and a fat guy
Hank: What the hell...?
Peter: haha PROPANE!
 
Kyo: Where are we? And why are we drawn with big bulgy eyes?
Terry: I have absolutely no clue. Let's ask one of the locals.
Kyo: Good Idea! Hey, you there, with the labcoat! What's happening? And where are we?
Oak: Oh, greetings, you two! You're in the world of Pokemon! Apparently there's a tear in the time rift, and different people from different dimensions are coming out of it.
Terry: Pokemon? What's a Pokemon!?
Oak: Why, there's one on your head right now!
Pidgey: PIDGEY!
Kyo: look out, Terry, there's a chicken on your head!
Terry: Ah, get off of me, you freaky chicken!
Oak: That's not a chicken, it's a Pidgey!
Kyo and Terry: Whatever!
Oak: You two don't get out much, do you?
Kyo: Not that much, no. Now do you have any food around here? I'm hungry
Terry: Me too!
Oak: I have a bad feeling in the pit of my wallet...
 
Kyo: Hey, is that some sort of dummy?

Geno launches rocket fists into Kyo as self-defense.

Geno: No. I was pulled out of my own timespace, so I'm trying to repair the rift.

Homer: WHAT? But I don't want to go back to Springfield! This world has big donuts!

Homer appears to be chewing a Magneton. Sparks and broken teeth come out of his mouth.

Homer: Mmm... zappy.

The horribly malformed gang marches on towards Mt. Coronet, where they hope to find Palkia and the nefarious figure that fed it.
 
*An Empoleon jumps up and gets hit by a portal in the head* *the head is replaced... oh no*

Empoleorge Bush: Ahh man! i was in the middle of launching a nuciulahr weapon at iraq!
Giratina: Whoa! 3-D head! *zap*
Empoleorge Bush: I fell flat today... Maybe i should start WWIII.
Palkia:Maybe you should shut up before i call Dialga
Dialga: Too late *makes now election day*
Arceus: NOBODY SUPREMES OVER ME! *zap*
Empoleorge Bush: Was that supposed to be a nuciulahr weapon? *blows up*
Feraligatr: THAT was freaky.
ECFY Ash: What's a Nuculair weapon!
ECFY May: Look Ash! it's my retard of the year award from last year! officer jenny got one 2 years ago!
ECFY Misty: ARGH! That's it!! Ash! you win retard of the year!
*ECFY Jenny comes by*
ECFY Ash, May and Jenny: YAY! We have a medal! And you don't!
 
Palkia: Who are all of these people, and WHY AM I TALKING!
Dialga: I dunno!
Homer comes barreling up the mountain

Homer [panting]: *heavy breathing* I...made...it...now...give me...my...DONUT!
Moe: No homer, calm youself
four people come out of the portal on the mountain
Jerry Seinfeld: Oh come on, not this agin!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHA
Elaine: I don't get it why was that funny?
Audience: HAHAHAHAHA
Elaine: STOP THAT!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHA
 
Audience:HAHAHA
Jerry: Shut Up or I'll kill you all!
Audience: HAHA- *gunshots*
Jerry:Anyone else wanna laugh, huh punk?
Palkia:HAHAH- *gunshots*
Palkia: ha you can't kill me
Jerry: Damnit!
Homer: HAHA he- *gunshots*
Dawn:HAHA that wa-*gunshots*
Elaine: HAHA man this i- *gunshots*
Brock: She was pretty....HAHAH *click*
Jerry: Crap, Im outta ammo!
 
palkia:ooh perfect chance die thing
jerry:oh @&%£
Palkia:die
Boom
Jerry:help im falling
palkia:Well thats better
Audience HAHA were not dead ...
Mystery man:now you are
Throws a bomb at them
 
ECFY Ash: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gunshot*.... You can't kill me! i'm fan made! i must have a legaly placed copyright to be affected by others.
ECFY Max: Since when did you get smart?!
ECFY Ash: I didn't say that! those wierd letters told me to!
ECFY Unowns: That's because we hate Mickey mouse
Mystery Man/ Mickey: HOW THE BARNICLES DI YOU KNOW!?
Mario: Look Luigi! It's my archenemy! Mickey!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Mario: MARIO!
Peach: No time! we need to execute Mickey before the poor children fall into hands of activeless TV! and the world's thumbs will all deteriorate!
Mario: NINTENDO POWER! HALLOEXECUTEWEEN!
* All nintendo people are called for a halloween based attack*
Mario: Mario Fire!
Pikachu: Pumpkinshock!
Ash: WTF!? <o_0>
Kirby: All star blow!
Link: HalloWind!
Fox:SekeleForce!
DK:RIBIBI HARHUH!* Pumpanans!*
Wario: Hallofart!
Mario: Nintendall Hallobea.. Hey were did he go!? STUPID ADVANCEDK9! I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE DONE UNISION! Oh well, There's always next year. Be our guest wario.
 
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Out of nowhere, a giant DS appears and eats Geno, the mystery man, Dialga, and Barney. On the screen, a battle starts.


Wild DIALGA and MYSTERY appeared!

Go, GENO and BARNEY!

The aforementioned people appear onscreen, Geno and Barney being in the bottom left, while the mystery man and Dialga are in the upper right.

DIALGA used Draco Meteor!

On the screen, a meteor crashed into Barney. The green bar next to him went down slightly.

BARNEY used Rollout!

Barney rolled into a ball of fat and crashed into Dialga, knocking it onto the mystery man. He'll be out of the way, but how can they leave the DS World?
 
Dialga: *Breaks DS* Great, Disney is now messing up our games. i'll need a new DS.
Mario: Here you go! a DS Lite! V2! Halloween Skined!
Dialga: Thanks!
Mario: I'll give everyone here one too because i feel like it! oh a mouse hunting i will go!
Ash: Who is mickey anyway?
Luigi: Someone who your pikachu may compete severly with, i'd like to see that day! Magic versus Electricity! Past versus Future!
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Peach: -_- ' (This is getting old)
 
*ring ring*
Mario: Hold up baby kinda busy...
Peach: WTF, I thought I was ur GF?
Mario: Anyway... bye Peach's mom...


Out of nowhere a Feraligatr in a tuxedo tells Mario,
Feraligatr: Hey I heard you needed car insurance, you interested, its 5,000,000,000 Poke Dollars
Mario: Deal, but is it okay if i dont have a car?
 
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Zaikus: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!
Real Zaiku: Go mudkip! *Sends out a Mudkip*
Zaikus: MUDKIPZ?!!?!?!?! *chases mudkip out of sight, where the 3 disappear*
Sephiroth: He's gone? *Get's up and grabs sword* Now I shall destroy you all!
Zaiku: Don't make me say it!
Sephiroth: Ok, I'll behave, just don't say the thing!
Zaiku: Well, I'm gonna hunt the mouse! *Grabs DS*
Sephiroth: Meh... *Grabs DS*
 
Mario: Mama mia, mario is glad that the person with the we liek mudkipz and what not is gone, now I go eat spagetti and meatballs
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Peach: ...
Sephiroth: You guys were right they are annoying
*Pulls out sword*
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
When Sephiroth gets close to mario luigi and peach a mudkipz comes back to the site.
Zaikus: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!
Zaikus: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!
Zaikus: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!
Zaikus: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
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