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Truth or Dare: Simulation and Suffering Thursday July 19th, X784
"Join the fun, Lina! Truth or dare?" Eli kept a friendly arm around Prim's shoulders, proud of his handiwork."Hmm… Truth!" she answered.
"Okay. Truth…" Eli took a moment to think it over. "So… I know we're all like a family here, but you know how some animals form bonded pairs, and stick together for life? Is there anyone you really like, and want to bond with?"
Ephraim and Ith'Drell shared a quick look of baffled amusement.
Lina stared at him with wide eyes as she tried to parse the question in her mind. She stifled a laugh before finally answering. "If you mean like a crush then not right now, no. If you mean like actually wanting someone to be my uh, life partner, I don't think I've ever felt that about someone."
"Oh, okay. I bet it'd be easy to find someone, though. Lots of people probably have a crush on you, since you're so nice, and smart, and pretty..." Eli noticed the looks he was getting, turning a little red. "What? T-the book said to t-talk about stuff like this! It's your turn, Lina!" And he hid himself inside his wings.
Lina chuckled at the boy's poor attempt to hide his feelings and turned her attention at someone who was a little better at that. "Alright Faye, truth or dare?"
Faye folded her arms and thought a little. It was Lina, probably the safest person to give her a dare of a question. "Hm…. Truth." She went with eventually.
"Okay, tell me one thing you've fantasized about," Lina asked.
Faye was quiet for a bit. You could visualize her jaw drop except that it didn't actually happen but it was a question she didn't expect nonetheless. "Uh… can I still go for dare?" She asked with a straight face. However, that's not how the game worked and she knew that.
Faye sighed and answered, ultimately deciding that it could be something small as well. There was no way she could bring up one of the heavier topics. "... Finding the cutest pillows and sheets for my room. Preferably in pastel colors."
"Pastel colours, ey?" Prim commented wryly.
"Didn't take you for a home decorator," Lina said with a smile. "Or at least not one devoted enough to fantasize about it. You'll have to show me your room some time. But for now, you're next!"
"Oh… right." Faye replied, shying a little bit away from Lina's excitement. "Uh… Pat. Truth or dare."
"I've got nothing to hide anyway, so truth is boring. Dare!" Pat challenged.
Faye nodded and thought for a little but it was actually hard to come with an innocent dare but she eventually thought of something that could be hilarious to watch due to the completely different view he has on this person. "Pretend to be Rowan for 2 rounds."
Without any hesitation Pat put on his best playful smirk and sharpened his gaze. "If that is your wish, my dear, but try not to swoon too hard~ Can't have you falling out of the train~" As Pat finished a rose appeared in his hand from under his cloak as if out of thin air, and his hair reddened to match it. Faye could only raise an eyebrow at this unexpected development.
Lina giggled at this smaller replica of their guildmate. "He's a little too good at this, don't you think?"
"It's bizarre," Prim agreed.
"It's… I think I regret this." Faye replied.
Ith'Drell finally let out a colossal snort of laughter, having held it in valiantly for several seconds. "I can't-" she exhaled. "The rose- the rose, just- the more I kept looking, it's just too good- guys, please, blast through these next two so I don't die, thanks."
Faye shook her head and turned towards monstrosity she created. "Pat, it's your turn."
"Hmmmm." the younger of the Hoskels practically purred, eyeing up first Faye then Lina. "So many ideas come to mind, all sorts of fun. Buuuuuuuuuuuut Drell!" He tossed the rose right to the Duke herself. "Truth or dare?"
Faye was very visually facepalming.
"Man, me again? I'mma get a million turns," said the reptile, making no effort to catch the flower that bounced softly off her snout and fell comfortably atop her chestplate. "Uh, let's go dare, dude. I'm ready."
"I dare you to give us a demonstration of what you losing a fight would look like, and make it good." He said, keeping up the smirk and looking as friendly as possible despite it.
"Uh, right," Drell nodded, scrunching up her face in thought. She heaved herself up and shuffled over to the end of the bed, leaving the rose on the pillow. "I'll, uh, try it as best I can with the limited room we got."
Once the big lizard had got off the bed, picked up her blade and got her guildmates to give her enough room, she immediately dropped her weapon and fell to one arm and one knee with a heavy clunk.
"No!" She lamented, "Not like this! I can't… I can't go on, it's too much for me. Pat…" She looked up at the young Hoskel's eyes, a silly grin battling simulated sorrow for control over her features. "I know I've never lost a fight before, but… when you said those words to me; 'lose the fight, or you're dumb', it... it broke my resolve. I'm defeated." Drell bowed her head, either in shame or to hide a dopey smile. "You win, Patileer. I'm beaten."
Prim applauded.
"So tragic…" Lina pretended to shed a tear.
"So cool…" Even Elidyr was impressed, peering out from behind his wings.
Pat crossed his arms and seemed to grow a bit taller, almost to Rowan's height and began to laugh like a supervillain while his cape came alive and waved behind him in an imaginary wind. "Bwahaha, and so the Duke falls! No match for I, the invincible King of Lions! From now on, you shall serve me and together we will take the world! Nothing will stop our combined might!"
"Uh, sure," shrugged Drell.
Faye threw one of the candy packages near her towards Pat to hopefully calm him down. "Annnnndddd… Continue." She said facing Drell.
"Faye, darling you don't need sweets to woo me. My heart is already yours!" Pat gave an exaggerated swoon and tossed a new rose over his shoulder at his candy-weaponizing guildmate.
"I don't think I like this anymore," Lina said, despite her smile.
Faye could only show a somewhat disgusted expression. "I… regret this. Give us Pat back…" She almost whined.
"My adorable little brother may be the cutest boy in the whole wide world." Pat declared in a fatherly tone, hugging himself as he said it. "But you sent him away for two whole rounds so I'm afraid you're stuck with me~"
Faye facepalmed.
"Aaight, Faye, you want Pat back?" Drell shot her a grin. "Truth or dare?"
"Ugh… Dare." She reluctantly replied.
The big lizard shot her a pair of finger guns and said, "Dare ya to mess with Prim's hair- I'm kidding-, be as expressive as possible for the next two rounds!" Then she put her sword back at the foot of her bed and climbed back into the bunk, exclaiming, "My work here is done."
Faye's eye twitched for a moment. "... As expressive… As possible…?" She repeated quietly. "I'm not sure if my face can do that but uh… I'll try." the white haired girl looked honestly exhausted but took a deep breath nonetheless. What would be most expressive? is what she thought. The moment she let out a deep sigh was the moment a new Faye stood before them. She decided to become a combination of Lina and… Prim?
"How about this?" She said with a big smile all across her face and her hands clasped together.
"Having fun?" Prim asked.
Faye's big smile twitched and the longer she held it up, the faker it became.
"Woah, whaaaat?" Ith'Drell hollered, back in place in her bunk and resting her head on one arm. "Where'd Faye go?"
"How long should I keep this up my dear friend, Drell?" Faye made a peace sign with her hand and held it next to her head like those girls she saw in the city earlier acting all cutesy. The embarrassment overtaking her.
Drell snorted, "Oh my g-" She composed herself, a single finger gun accompanying her answer. "Two rounds, dude. You got this, I believe."
Pat's facade fell to pieces at the same time he did, rolling on the floor, holding his sides in pain and cackle-gasping harder than he ever had. His hair and eyes rapidly changed color the whole time, treating the Phoenixes to an Aurora Patealis
Prim leaned in closer to get a look at visible strain Faye was experiencing. "I'm a little weirded out by this, but I have to admit it's worth it to see your face turn this colour. Who knew Faye could be this adorable?"
"She's always been adorable." The Rowan voice came back for a split second before laughter overtook Pat again.
"Maybe," Prim commented, now also succumbing to laughter.
Faye's smile turned meaner with the moment. Adapt and overcome she kept repeating to herself. She took back her composure and now held her hands against her cheeks, imitating another cute expression she saw the girls in the city do. "Aren't you all having fun? Can we please continue?" She asked as nicely as she could.
Lina put her hand on Faye's shoulder. "T-this whole thing was my idea, and I'm sorry it's come to this. Stay strong." She held her other hand over her mouth, hiding an expression that would surely betray her words.
"PRIM! Truth or dare." The white haired Phoenix pointed at Prim holding her hand in front of her mouth and winked.
"That wink, what are you trying to do to us?" Prim teased, "Dare, of course. I'm not missing out on that."
Faye suddenly had a mischievous smile spreading across her soft pink lips, something that was very unlike her. "Do you know what homicide is?" She asked. "Well, it's not that. You're going to have to act like a turkey!~" Faye spoke, clapping her hands and smiling.
"But we already had a Rowan impression," Prim quipped, "Sure, why not?"
"Ooooooooh," Drell laughed.
"She meant the dumb kind of turkey not the delicious kind." Pat said, still catching his breath.
Faye felt her eye twitch again.
Lina raised an eyebrow. "I'm not sure that came across how you meant it to."
Prim cleared her throat, tucked her arms into her sleeves so they more resembled a turkey's wings and proceeded to start strutting up and down the available space unabashedly. She made a point of leaning forward slightly and very deliberately picking her feet up higher than necessary before placing them back on the ground. Occasionally she would mimic ruffling her feathers or would let out a not entirely inaccurate turkey noise impression.
"Still not the most embarrassing impression performed tonight," she commented happily.
"Are you sure, though? It seems pretty embarrassing to me." Faye commented.
"Honestly," Drell chuckled. "I'm almost too impressed to laugh."
For some reason Pat only mildly chuckled and the first person to look in his direction saw him stuffing something in his cloak.