Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[Okami Chi]

Cause I fired his Layyyyyzaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Why am I so freaking hot? WHY?!

 

[Diablerie]

I drunk all the rain, leaving only the heat and the sun.

Why did my Buizel run away?

 

[*Minun*]

Because he was hit with a fish

How would I get into the kite-making business?

 

[Diablerie]

Dance naked around a tree during a full moon, drink a litre of orange juice and howl to the moon. You should have success in 4-6 weeks.

How do I make my DS fly?

 

[Okami Chi]

By forcing it to ride a magical flying chinchilla.

How can I stop posting here?!

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

You can't.

How come people get so angry when I tomahawk them in "Sticks and Stones" on Call of Duty: Black Ops?

 

[Stellar]

They're mad because they expected to die in a more epic fashion.

Why am I so hyper this morning?

 

[Okami Chi]

Because Pandas Cry.

Why can't chinchillas fly?

 

[Diablerie]

Because my Buizel told them not to.

Why am I not doing my school assignment right now?

 

[Daydream]

Because you have no pens. ;.;

Where is my hairbrush? D:

 

[moments.]

Brushing the hair of a llama.

Why did my earphones break!?

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Because Soviet Russia broke them, of course!

Will you hurt please hurt me for 5 dollars?

 

[moments.]

I only take bribes of cocaine...

can i has cheezburger?

 

[Arc]

only if yurr geev me two dolla.

When will I buy my authentic 80's car?

 

[Khengi]

When you get in touch with your feminine side.

Why did all the Dinosaurs die out?

 

[qq.noobs]

because i said NOOB

When will the word end?

 

[Khengi]

This Thursday at 8:00.

Why?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

A stupid answer.

Is there any way that crushed red pepper, sesame seed oil, and some form of vinegar, mixed in with ramen noodles, CAN'T taste awesome?

And no, the Higurashi Law of Absolute Repulsion doesn't count.

 

[Okami Chi]

Cause they took our germs.

Why is it Florida outside?

 

[Alice]

Because you live there.

Why is Spongebob's nose so long?