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Diablerie

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    He's actually Pinocchio, in sponge form - his magic shoes teleported him to Bikini Bottom.

    Why the heck isn't my bike working?
     

    Diablerie

    Exceptionally Adequate
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    Trust me, you don't wanna know. But it involves shoes. Shoes and lemons.

    Which side of the bed did i get out from this morning?
     

    qq.noobs

    Some random noob :)
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    Flip a coin and you will see (i can't believe your my neighbor)

    Who is my aunt's son's dog's owner's brother's uncle's son?
     

    mondays suck

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    If he doesn't come to life by electrocution, then no.

    Why does fish smell like fish and not like onions?

    EDIT: So I dictionary'd electrocution (after posting, for some reason) and found out that its meaning is actually not just getting hit by electricity but getting killed by electricity. Dammit.
     

    SamuraiMaster

    and his son, Layne (Buizel).
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    Fish at one point tried to smell like onions, but Onions filed a lawsuit for odor copyright violation and the fish decided that onions smelled too strong. Fish kept crying everywhere they went. A new odor for fish was soon made.

    Am I the only person who hates Michael Jackson?
     

    SolarAbusoru

    Go Go PokéRangers
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    Because if we put em on tables then people would use em as costers

    What on earth is the damn square root of my Treacle tart?
     

    Everyone Esplode Noaw

    Resident Russia Fanboy
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    The Alien and Sedition Acts forbid it.

    Why, exactly, does my right big toes measure 1/10 of a millimeter larger than my left only on the third Tuesday of every month?
     
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