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[тнз_ᴜᴨᵳoᴙgıvӡи]

canada,on a ferry to unova(i just said your location >.<)

is there such thing as sugarless sugar?

 

[Saryka]

No, because it's illegal to have sugar without sugar. :(

Can woodchucks actually chuck wood?

 

[Massacre.]

No. They make chuck other woodchucks, but not wood.

What is 8084967289034672348976520596872986742508976 divided by 0?

 

[mew_nani]

UNOWN! Because numbers divided by zero are undefined.

Why are roses so popular on Valentine's day?

 

[mishy.]

Because they're Red.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[mew_nani]

The sky is blue because Rayquaza lost a bet.

Why are the sea and the sky the same color?

 

[Saryka]

Because all the other colours were used up.

Why are roses red, and violets blue?

 

[mew_nani]

Violets are blue because Smeargle ran out of purple paint. (He did have red, though, which is why roses are red.)

What's inside of a Forretress shell?

 

[MeerFall]

another forretress shell

what are the black and white starters made of?

 

[TJgamer]

Black and White INK!!

What's with Zuruggu and those 'trousers' he wears?

 

[vaporeon7]

His mum said he'd grow into them.

How do I get my Lickitung to stop eating my Vanilluxe?

 

[тнз_ᴜᴨᵳoᴙgıvӡи]

His mum said he'd grow into them.

How do I get my Lickitung to stop eating my Vanilluxe?

Tie your Lickitung to a bus heading to mexico, so when they arrive, they can have tacos de lengua.

how would you make a cat explode with Pepsi and mentos?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Whip its hair back and forth

What time i it right now?

 

[FlamingThunder]

Daylight Savings Time XD

Who am I?

 

[mishy.]

Me.

Why did the apple fall from the tree?

 

[~Ryukaa]

I LIKE APPLES, OKAY!? D:
APPLE PIE IS ESPECIALLY NICE. |D

WHAT ABOUT CHERRIM PIE!? :O

 

[vaporeon7]

That is banned across the world but feel free to have a Farfetch'd Pie.

Can you tell Wortortle to stop dropping stitches?

 

[~Ryukaa]

Yes. Yes, I can. But I will not do it. :V

Is that Wobbuffet in your Signature... staring at me? ._.;
-backs away-

 

[vaporeon7]

Yes, watch out he carries firearms.

How can I beat Torchic in sevens?

 

[zlip]

you cant hes level seven

How will the world end?