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If a virtual particle pair is created near the black hole's event horizon, either of the two particles may fall into the black hole, just by chance. The other may escape to infinity if its initial trajectory was just right.

can you explain life?
 
Well, yeah, but only if you give me a blender.

Can someone explain why there is a crab on my windowsill?
 
BEEEEECCCCCAAAAAUUUUUSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!

Who's That Ch!ck?
 
What kind of tomato, and color should it be, and what shape, and form?

What color tomato should I get?
 
Stroke it softly until you've put it at ease, then hit it repeatedly with a claw hammer until it submits.

How do you peel a balloon?
 
Then I am delighted!

How do I make money grow on trees?
 
By burying money in the soil, like seeds. (isn't is obvious?)

Why do we read books?
 
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