Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[WAILMERZ FOREVER]

Chocolate pudding.

Kan I haz sumoor Mudkipz? I leik teh Mudkipz.

 

[TJgamer]

Taste some fresh mud!

What is that pumping in my chest?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

your brain.

why are pokemon not real

 

[WAILMERZ FOREVER]

Because all screens are Pokemon-proof.

Butterfrees? Beautiflies? Butterflies? Beautifrees? (All the same question.)

 

[Exar Ketchem]

Butterfries would be better.

Why doesn't two plus two equal one million?

 

[vaporeon7]

Because that's what 3 + 3 equals.

My Paras and Shroomish are debating politics again. How do I make them get my ice-cream.

 

[Sсott]

Let them elope.

A mouse and a dinosaur were playing cards. Who ate the cards?

 

[GliscorFan08]

Me.

Wo is in meh hoewse?

 

[.Fenris]

The federal police, they're lookin' for a pink dude, no shirt, white pants, Alias: Buu.

Does everyone act like like they ate a ton of paint chips on this?

 

[mew_nani]

No. Only Nobody does.

Is there a point in this?

 

[fenyx4]

No. Only Nobody does.

Is there a point in this?

Of course there is. It's located to the right of T and H, to the left of S, on top of L, with coordinates of 71 degrees, 5 minutes, 52 seconds north longitude; 42 degrees, 20 minutes, 46 seconds west latitude.

Why is Zekrom's TURBINE TAIL the DRILL that will pierce the heavens!?

 

[Diablerie]

Because we're all outta ice-cream.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, then why did he fall off a cliff?

 

[mew_nani]

There was another peck of pickled peppers at the bottom.

Am I being watched?

 

[FlamingThunder]

By whom?

Why is pie equivalent to a swimming pool?

 

[Impo]

because little kids like to pee in pools.

is my arm meant to bend backwards?

 

[mew_nani]

...I say yes, if your arm has no nerves in it. :D

What's your idea of the worst bad guy in video game history?

 

[Reddo]

The worst bad guy in video game history is Lucian, of course... XD

Why is Ampharos looking at the stars?

 

[Diablerie]

To look for the heavenly mothership, awaiting the day when Ampharos will take over the world.

Baba black sheep have you any wool?

 

[mew_nani]

No. I only sport a skin-tight swimsuit.

Who's the best bad guy in video game history?

 

[Mr. L]

The mayor of Sim City 4.
Any man that can create vocaloes, hurricanes or summon an alien invasion at will has to pretty twisted.

How do magnets work?