I physically fuck people up. I've had instances where bullies continually harassed the hell out of me, and they got pain for their troubles.
I launched a garden hose nozzles (one of those classic metal sprayers) at a kid for calling me a bitch more than a few times. Result? Stitches smack dab in between the eyes (bullseye)
Kid kept calling me gay and faggot, stole my books. Sat next to me on the bus to harrass me. Result? I stood up on the seat, and kicked (stomped) his head against the window. Ruptured eardrum. Got suspended but the fucker left me alone after that.
Kid kept punching me in high school. Beatin' on me at my locker. Tried stealing from me. Result? Three broken fingers and a few blows to the head.
I'm a simple man. You poke a snake and it'll bite you. I don't lash out in anger very often anymore, and least of all violently, but at the time I had some limits put in place. I don't do bullshit very well and some stupid ass wound up suffering as a result from his own mistake. I was suspended more than a few times, but I have a right not to have my space and person violated or shoved to and 'fro.
I also choked more than a few people out for stealing my shit. After releasing one, he spat in my face. I think he's still regretting that decision with the false teeth they gave him.
Another kid kept kicking me in my shins every day. Beat the hell out of him. Little punk squealed after I whooped his ass fair and square.
I don't do bullies well, and they tend to wind up sorrowful picking the wrong fellow.
Of course, I am guilty of perhaps 'bullying' myself, as I hate stupidity with a passion. I tend to break into hysterics when common knowledge or ludicrous thoughts or ideas are presented as facts. To better explain this, while in a science class (highschool) there was a kid that legitimately believed we that we ". . . have enough nuclear weapons on Earth to blow up the sun" I had a conniption. There was also the case where a kid couldn't spell the word 'chocolate' and instead spelled it 'chclet' no, I'm not joking, and no he was a native English speaker, and no he didn't suffer any mental disorder other than being. . . stupid. He also could not spell pineapple, networking, security, and a myriad of other words. At first I thought it was funny, then it became scary and upsetting. How did our school system fail him? This kid was 19 and he didn't know anything. He was from Utah, if that helps anyone figure out the puzzle.
