Help Save My Rattata!

Too old for diapers, sorry. deal with it.

Aw, geez... Nurse! We're losing him! Get something to cryogenically freeze him, now!
 
*Pulls out iceberg* Does that count?

*Trips on iceberg and winds up gored but alive*

NURSE, We need an actual medical professional here.
 
I could only find this guy in the alley!

Nurse, get Rattata to a Pokemon Center instead of this hospital!!
 
Sorry, all of the Pokémon Centers are busy, so we got it to a Pokémart.

Can someone buy me a Full Restore for the Rattata? I think he needs it.
 
If we don't have the money for proper equipment, do you really think we have the cash for Full Restores?!

Nurse! Get me a battery charger! This Ratatta obviously needs to be plugged in!
 
nurse comes back with extension lead already plugged in and plugs the ratattas tail into the charger

ratattas tail sets on fire

Nurse!!! fetch the fire extinguisher
 
*Hands over a sack that is colored an eye-burning neon green* *Looks at sack* My eyes! *Jumps up and breaks the cealing* Ouch.

I need bandages, can you please get me some?
 
We're all out of bandages, but I skinned this Rattata I found over there so you can use its skin like a banda-- oh. Whoops.

Nurse! We need a very tiny jacket to put this Rattata in! It's going to get cold without its skin!
 
nurse fetches needle and thread

trips over battery charger wire

watch out nurse screams

and the needle slips into the doctors eye

nurse fetch me a cloth anything now
 
I'm sorry, but I used all the cloth as toilet paper.

NURSE! Get me some batteries. My DS needs charging. And some bandages for the patient as well, I guess. The batteries are the PRIORITY!!!
 
Batteries? OK, here you go. These dead batteries where the only ones I could find, sorry. Bandages? OK. I hope the patient won't mind used bandages.

If possible, could you search for anything better?
 
We don't have the cash, so here's a My Little Pony.

Can you possibly find a way to enlarge this pony?
 
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