Hide yo kids hide yo wife

[Gymnotide]

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[Shanghai Alice]

Haruhi Suzumiya in a Can.

 

[Timbjerr]

Depending on which degree of depth perception is used, it's either an empty Whataburger cup or my laundry basket. o_0;

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Mine would either be a quite large but heavy printer, a curtain hook thingy or my cordless house phone.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Loads of clothes. And an entire wardrobe. Plus hammers and all that shiz inside the wardrobe.

 

[Perriechu]

A Glass or and Empty yoghurt pot 0.0

 

[last fighter 36]

My scooter, i can disarm it into 2 things scateboard and super steel bar because it is a fusion so a

STEEL BAR!!! is what i got.

 

[Carter]

My mom's sword (don't ask) and a 41' plasma TV.

 

[Aquacorde]

A medium-sized lime green suitcase with two 7-pound weights and 10 books inside.

 

[Master Bait]

An AK-47 and the person above me.

 

[Dawn]

Kanade Tenshi's mom A lamp, or perhaps the desk it sits on.

 

[Ivysaur]

Either a glass of water or the computer's speakers.

 

[Aquacorde]

a small backpack filled with textbooks.

 

[Legobricks]

AHA, THE MIGHTY TABLESPOON

Oh god.

 

[Master Bait]

An xbox 360 and a telephone pole.

 

[Aquacorde]

My classmate Isaiah and his desk.

 

[Maraala]

A computer monitor

Dr. Hax lol

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

[Weeaboo Name]

A pillow. Goddamnit, i guess i had a lot of practice pillow fighting as a kid so i might be ok.

 

[Cold Fusion]

An office chair which I'm tempted to go and sit on and spin until I get really dizzy. I can't even pick the thing up, so if it's my weapon I'll push it.

 

[Ficher]

My phone and many, many "magazines".