Hipster Pokemon - let's list some

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Shea Man

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    Let's list some Pokemon that polish with how deck they are.

    Species
    Why?
    Arguement

    ie:

    Shaymin

    "Being part plant is too mainstream Grass-type, so I became a mammal."

    Shaymin's "bush" is actually just grren-colored fur for camoflage, according to Bulbapedia, and its "flowers" are natural formations which neither exude a scent, nor create pollen, and are also for camoflage.

    Thus, Shaymin is deck. Discuss.
     
    Charizard

    "I'm a Dragon, but I'm not Dragon type. That would be too mainstream."

    Charizard is the flavorless version of Dragonite, but it's not a Dragon-type.
     
    Stunfisk...because a fish Pokemon being Water-type was too mainstream. He's a fish ironically.
     
    Toujours said:
    Stunfisk...because a fish Pokemon being Water-type was too mainstream. He's a fish ironically.
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    Oh, so much Win!

    Barboach and Whiscash

    "Being a Ground-type which can survive on land is too mainstream, so I grew gills"

    Even Mudkip can easily survive on land. Barboach can't, and it's a Ground-type.

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    Feebas

    "Being a Magikarp was too mainstream, so I turned brown and evolved into a more feminine pokemon"

    Feebas is easily compaired to Magikarp, and, in my opinion, is like Magikarps brother, but it's more graceful.
     
    Geodude 'Obeying gravity? Too mainstream'

    And Azurill is a huge Hipster Pokemon. What type do you think it is? It's Normal. NORMAL.
    ''Being a water type water Pokemon? Too mainstream!'
     
    Evilade said:
    Geodude 'Obeying gravity? Too mainstream'

    And Azurill is a huge Hipster Pokemon. What type do you think it is? It's Normal. NORMAL.
    ''Being a water type water Pokemon? Too mainstream!'
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    Magikarp

    "Floating in the air during a Pokemon Battle in a 3D spinoff was too mainstream, so I flopped around ironically."

    No Contest.
     
    Hydreigon: "Having hands is too mainstream. I'll have heads instead."
     
    gvgisdi said:
    Hydreigon: "Having hands is too mainstream. I'll have heads instead."
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    Hahaha so true.

    Also, side note for Crustle: "Shells are too mainstream. I carry a rock."
     
    Gyarados

    "Looking at least remotely like my pre-evolution was too mainstream, so I became a badass."

    Again, no contest.
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    Smeargle

    "Learning my own moves was too mainstream, so I became an artist."

    Charm, Sleep Powder, Harden, Pound I mean, what?
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    Porygon-Z

    "Being sane was too mainstream, so I became a loon. Being a hostile lunatic was too mainstream, so I became friendly. Being hipster in one way was too mainstream, so I'm triple hipster."

    In Pokepark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure's Granite Zone, Porygon-Z is extremely friendly.
     
    Blastoise- "Being a regular turtle was too mainstream, so I grew FREAKING CANNONS ON MY SHELL!!!"

    Kabuto- "Having one pair of eyes was too mainstream. I decided to get two pairs and confuse everyone."

    Kabutops- "Having two pairs of eyes was too mainstream, so I replaced them with scythes."
     
    Shea Man said:
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    Smeargle

    "Learning my own moves was too mainstream, so I became an artist."
    Charm, Sleep Powder, Harden, Pound I mean, what?
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    hahaha just had to quote this

    Watchog--> "Having normal eyes are too mainstream, so I made them look bloodshot while crossing my arms to look like a bouncer"

    Roggenrola--> "Being a normal looking rock type is way too mainstream, so I became a pencil sharpener"

    Swadloon--> "Looking like a bug or plant is too mainstream so I became Batman"
     
    I'm sorry:
    Dragonite: "Being a snake was too normal, so I became a Western dragon ironically."

    Jynx: "I did the harajuku barbie thing before it was mainstream!" *glares at Nicki Minaj*

    Digglet: "I'm strictly underground."

    Politoed: "I had swagger before it was cool"

    Kyogre: *pops in* "Excuse me! I had drizzle before it was main stream."

    Ninetales: "I was a fox before it was cool..." *glares at Zoroark*
     
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