Hipster Pokemon - let's list some

[Shea Man]

Let's list some Pokemon that polish with how deck they are.

Species
Why?
Arguement

ie:

Shaymin

"Being part plant is too mainstream Grass-type, so I became a mammal."

Shaymin's "bush" is actually just grren-colored fur for camoflage, according to Bulbapedia, and its "flowers" are natural formations which neither exude a scent, nor create pollen, and are also for camoflage.

Thus, Shaymin is deck. Discuss.

 

[AtomicRebirth]

Hipster Tangela. Nuff said.

 

[Zadikal]

Hipsters you say?

Scraggy. No haricuts was to mainstream, so he got a mohawk.

 

[PlatinumDude]

Scrafty. It's got a hoodie, more of a mohawk than Scraggy and a pair of baggy pants.

 

[Shea Man]

Charizard

"I'm a Dragon, but I'm not Dragon type. That would be too mainstream."

Charizard is the flavorless version of Dragonite, but it's not a Dragon-type.

 

[Oryx]

Stunfisk...because a fish Pokemon being Water-type was too mainstream. He's a fish ironically.

 

[psyanic]

Oh Shaymin, you poor chia-pet wanted to be different...

Anyway Probopass decided that shaving was too mainstream, so it grew a large moustache.

 

[Shea Man]

Stunfisk...because a fish Pokemon being Water-type was too mainstream. He's a fish ironically.

Oh, so much Win!

Barboach and Whiscash

"Being a Ground-type which can survive on land is too mainstream, so I grew gills"

Even Mudkip can easily survive on land. Barboach can't, and it's a Ground-type.

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Feebas

"Being a Magikarp was too mainstream, so I turned brown and evolved into a more feminine pokemon"

Feebas is easily compaired to Magikarp, and, in my opinion, is like Magikarps brother, but it's more graceful.

 

[Evilade]

Geodude 'Obeying gravity? Too mainstream'

And Azurill is a huge Hipster Pokemon. What type do you think it is? It's Normal. NORMAL.
''Being a water type water Pokemon? Too mainstream!'

 

[Shea Man]

Geodude 'Obeying gravity? Too mainstream'

And Azurill is a huge Hipster Pokemon. What type do you think it is? It's Normal. NORMAL.
''Being a water type water Pokemon? Too mainstream!'

Magikarp

"Floating in the air during a Pokemon Battle in a 3D spinoff was too mainstream, so I flopped around ironically."

No Contest.

 

[foxninja]

Snorlax- I blocked paths before Sudowoodo!

Just seen this somewhere.

 

[Miss Doronjo]

I always thought Medicham was a little...hipster!
Also Uxie for some reason; I dunno; I always thought his "head" had a 80s feel to it.

 

[gvgisdi]

Hydreigon: "Having hands is too mainstream. I'll have heads instead."

 

[Truality]

Hydreigon: "Having hands is too mainstream. I'll have heads instead."

Hahaha so true.

Also, side note for Crustle: "Shells are too mainstream. I carry a rock."

 

[Shea Man]

Gyarados

"Looking at least remotely like my pre-evolution was too mainstream, so I became a badass."

Again, no contest.
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Smeargle

"Learning my own moves was too mainstream, so I became an artist."

Charm, Sleep Powder, Harden, Pound I mean, what?
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Porygon-Z

"Being sane was too mainstream, so I became a loon. Being a hostile lunatic was too mainstream, so I became friendly. Being hipster in one way was too mainstream, so I'm triple hipster."

In Pokepark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure's Granite Zone, Porygon-Z is extremely friendly.

 

[CrystalOcean]

Blastoise- "Being a regular turtle was too mainstream, so I grew FREAKING CANNONS ON MY SHELL!!!"

Kabuto- "Having one pair of eyes was too mainstream. I decided to get two pairs and confuse everyone."

Kabutops- "Having two pairs of eyes was too mainstream, so I replaced them with scythes."

 

[HUNTERX0]

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Smeargle

"Learning my own moves was too mainstream, so I became an artist."
Charm, Sleep Powder, Harden, Pound I mean, what?
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hahaha just had to quote this

Watchog--> "Having normal eyes are too mainstream, so I made them look bloodshot while crossing my arms to look like a bouncer"

Roggenrola--> "Being a normal looking rock type is way too mainstream, so I became a pencil sharpener"

Swadloon--> "Looking like a bug or plant is too mainstream so I became Batman"

 

[CrystalOcean]

That reminds me.

Sewaddle- "Being a normal caterpillar like Caterpie, Weedle, or Wurmple was too mainstream, so I put a leaf around my neck and became a Grass-Type."

 

[teejermiester]

Gengar definitely: "Actually floating with the ability levitate is much too mainstream. So, I'll just make people THINK they can earthquake me by sitting on the ground."

 

[Akio123]

I'm sorry:
Dragonite: "Being a snake was too normal, so I became a Western dragon ironically."

Jynx: "I did the harajuku barbie thing before it was mainstream!" *glares at Nicki Minaj*

Digglet: "I'm strictly underground."

Politoed: "I had swagger before it was cool"

Kyogre: *pops in* "Excuse me! I had drizzle before it was main stream."

Ninetales: "I was a fox before it was cool..." *glares at Zoroark*