Earlier I downloaded TES3: Morrowind.
I'd never played it before, but Oblivion was fun and after beating Postal 2 yesterday I was looking for a new game, so I decided to give it a try.
I loaded it up and spent a good chunk of time creating a class and everything.
I got into the world and got a mission to go see some dude in a town that starts with a B.
I spent the next 15 or so minutes trying to find this town.
Upon entering the town, I wander around looking for this person, while opening crates and such and getting lots of gold.
Eventually I stumble across an inn of sorts.
I walk up to a bad and click on it and from behind me, some lady yells "NOW YOU DIE!!!"
I turn around to find three people with big swords hitting me into a corner.
Needless to say, my small dagger was not very effective against them.