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How many times a day do you Fart? This is IMPORTANT!

How often do you release gas from your anus?

  • Once or twice

    Votes: 7 29.2%

  • Often

    Votes: 10 41.7%

  • All the time!

    Votes: 2 8.3%

  • One, long, continuous, never ending fart

    Votes: 1 4.2%

  • Woops, I crapped my pants.

    Votes: 4 16.7%
  • Total voters
    24

John Denver

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    No I mean, I really need to know this. If I don't find this out, I think I might die or something. You need to answer this, I must know! MUST KNOW!
     
    Odd...very odd...basically I crapped my pants...many times a day.
     
    ROTFLMAO!!

    Oh, god... I never laughed so hard about a poll about farts before. Why would you want to know how many times a person farts?!! XD

    Let's just say I do it often. Happy?
     
    Omg!, this poll is the best ive seen in since.. well.. forever xD, i remember a couple of days ago, kinda embarrasing, i actualyl was gonna fart, but it was a fart, soooooooo...

    Woops!, I crapped my pants!

    ...XD
     
    Whoa,what about 'sharting'. Anyway im a farting machine,I do it all the time..XD
     
    Yesterday I started counting! And today I came up with the number 1 365 782... And that seemed a lot so I came up with another number 1 434 765 675 but that seemed even more... so I started counting again... And I came with the number - 3424222432 in 25 celsius(don't know what that means). And then I bought a book about counting and remembered that I can't read... So anyway to stop all this spaming once or twice?
     
    Why do you all think this post is amazing? You mean you don't realize he's mocking you all for liking and responding to "random" polls? =/ Wake up, people...
     
    That is none of your business! :P

    Like, once a day. >_>
     
    I fart once per day. It's like it combines into one for in a way. Apprently my farts ate told to bem more letal than others. My cousion fainted once. 0_0
     
    OMFG!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!! My God what a poll!! W00t! I LOVE it. Nah, only once or twice a day, but BOY I LOVE THIS POLL!! XD
     
    *lets one loose* uhh... yeah I never fart. *lets another one loose*
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Random person: what's that smell?
    Me: umm... wasn't me... ?? *whistles and walks away*
     
    I don't keep track, but I know for a fact that the frequency of my flatulence varies from day to day. *farts*
     
    This has gotten to be the best poll I've seen so far XD

    Anyway, I don't really keep track :P
     
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