How many times a day do you go to the bathroom?

[Kura]

"Want me to show you a good time?" -Random Balding Businessman

>_> While I was cosplaying in NON-REVEALING ARMOUR. At like only 8PM in the middle of a busy train station.
WTF. I was not dressed like a hooker! It was practically daylight! GROSS.


My response was that I gagged.

 

[Matthew]

"Are you Steven Gerrard?" by a drunk hobo.

"Can you help me tie my shoes?" by a fully grown man outside my house.

"Do you know English?" by my tech guy after we exchanged a few words, in English.

 

[Sheep]

The only thing that I can remember off the top of my head is being asked (by a complete stranger nonetheless) "can you be my children's godmother?".

That was, unfortunately, the first thing I was greeted with when arriving at Toronto for the first time. >: