How NOT to become a moderator...

[tkallab]

By posting a generic response in every topic to raise your post count.

 

[Barney.]

By then forcing those cats to regurgitate the oranges.

 

[tkallab]

Have just enough letters.

 

[Zeph.]

By making blatint speling mistaks.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By doing the things you say while saying them.

 

[Zeph.]

By closing threads because they don't suit your tastes.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By advertising shoes.... In your location.

 

[Hamilton]

bi tlkn lyk dis al da tym bcz yr sooper cuul

 

[Barney.]

By PMing staff about cheap deals on Ugg Boots and Snoods.

 

[twistedpuppy]

By reenacting The Sound of Music on the staff's profile.

 

[Zeph.]

By hacking accounts in order to retrieve private information.

(More sinister there, all the more reason not too I suppose :3)

 

[Barney.]

By actually wearing Ugg Boots or Snoods.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By making a hate thread for Nica in BW.

 

[curiousnathan]

Abuse cherrim in front of Lightning.

 

[Regeneration]

By calling someone a racist mod.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By calling Regeneration a racist mod.

 

[Regeneration]

By calling someone who isn't a mod, a mod.

 

[Alternative]

By claiming that you love, or heart either Cherrim, Zuruggu or Denchura/Bachuru the most on this site. Especially Cherrim.

 

[alisaie]

By also claiming that you love Chiramii/Minccino the most on this site.

 

[Spinor]

By starting Cherrim pie memes.

Oh gawd XD

How about by dropping out of school and claiming to spend your whole day on PC? Oh yeah, that sure wins him