How NOT to become a moderator...

[Pokestick good times.]

By showing your signature only every third post.

 

[Barney.]

By only posting in thread's beginning with the letters "Q", "G" and "X"

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By not posting anywhere but in this thread.

 

[Abnegation]

By making some really, really bad eggs.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By ranting about the real, real badness of those eggs.

 

[Barney.]

By creating a thread that questions whether your penis size is average or not.

 

[vinylscratchp0n3]

By spamming a mod's inbox with PM's asking to be a moderator.

 

[Her]

when a mod leaves and people instantly rush for their spot

because that totally works uh-huh uh-huh

 

[Mario The World Champion]

By asking how this whole game works.

 

[649]

By getting a PROMO-PROMO-PROMO-PROMOTION! (because then you wouldn't be a mod anymore)

 

[649]

By not realizing that your post was already said by someone else, therefore making you a bad post reader/bad skimmer.

 

[tkallab]

By sending a friend request to all the staff.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

By not realizing that your post was already said by someone else, therefore making you a bad post reader/bad skimmer.

 

[Regeneration]

By seeking advice from the wise Shangai Alice. (JK, no offence) :P

 

[Graphical]

By posting a swear word in large, bold writing.

 

[Riku]

By calling a Mod you don't know "baby", "dear", or "love" in a serious message. It's creeeeepy.

 

[Jordan]

By watching Japanese cartoons.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By hating on mainstream Shounen anime.

 

[Barney.]

By putting Hentai on your anime list.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By feeding oranges to cats.