How NOT to become a moderator...

[Twilight-kun]

By eating them

yummy, chocolate covered spiders

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

That actually sounds pretty good right now.

By also baking them to mimic chocolate covered cookies.

 

[Twilight-kun]

By handing them out to little kids

from an unmarked white van

parked by a kindergarten

 

[smithtism]

By drinking water upside down to cure the hiccups.

 

[Twilight-kun]

By hitting someone in their solar plexus to cure hiccups

 

[Skip Class]

Submitting the same thread over and over again in every single forum

 

[smithtism]

By not starting your sentences with the word "by".

 

[Melody]

By pairing with any staff member and managing to messily break up with them a week later. xD

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By vomiting all over your computer screen.

 

[smithtism]

By being a successful doctor. Or Zoidberg.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By being a troll. Either successful or fail.

 

[Dr. McNinja]

Supporting the Liberals.

That's right, Labour all the way!

 

[U.Flame]

Having an unreliable computor. Seriously, I have to use my school computor!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By spelling using the derp part of your brein.

 

[Melody]

By stalking staff incessantly and insisting you don't, despite the fact that they can SEE YOU STALKING THEM better than a member can.

 

[mishy.]

By dropping really obvious hints to a mod that you want to be one.

 

[Melody]

By reporting >9000 posts/threads in the same section...none of which actually break a rule strictly speaking.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By attempting to actually achieve something on the internet.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

By claiming in an email that you are a Nigerian prince who has several million dollars from a dead rich guy. If you get modded, the staff member that added you gets a significant share of the cash.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By having the biggest amount of posts in this thread, about three times more than the person with the second biggest.