Um, I didn't really do anything today, like usual. Is that surprising...no? Well, too bad. Gosh, what do people want from me, ya know, they call me crazy, but I saw it's my lack of veggies. It all started when I was a young lad, sailing seven seas matey. The ship sank, and I was saved by killer whales. Then I tried to save him. "Free Willy," I cried. The helicopter came to rescue me, and I got to fly it! I soared over Mars in my spacecraft and flew down onto the surface, and licked my purple lollipop, and I love Toys R Us! I walked in and I said, This sure is bouncy, and I threw the ball in the great wall of china, while screaming, who turned off the lights, and you call me crAAZYAYY??!?!??!???!?!!!! I AM NOT BIPOLAR, OR SCHIZO- HOWVER yo SPEEL IT?!!!