I can't sir, it's liquid

[diab_low]

Here are your deserts sir.

Butler, I have no money can you lend me some.

 

[lloebet]

Yes i stole some from the bank and gave it to you

Butler now can you suckle on my toe?

 

[diab_low]

Yes sir I will drug you and then you will think I did.

Butler, can you go to sleep for me now

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Very well. I'll take a nap and then hit you with a shot of pure liquid caffeine.

Butler, I need to contact Batman but my Bat Signal is at the cleaners. Do something.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I AM BATMAN!

Butler, be a noob beyond space and time.

 

[diab_low]

Yes sir, I have been rated biggest noob in all space and time.

Butler, can you make me a very intelligent theory.

 

[Treecko]

Yes sir, me and my team of scientist who know what that is will be right on it.



Butler, can you swim on air for me?

 

[diab_low]

Yes sir but can you hold me up

Butler, can you make you avatar on PC a picture of Julian Assange.

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Yes, yes I can. But I won't.

I need photos, photos of Spider-Man!

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go pal.

Butler, I demand you destroy any troll that isn't Homestuck related.

 

[Zayphora]

Okay. Hey GHOST, come here and go kill all these people.

Butler, go stop Youngster Joey from calling me.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here's Joey's phone number.

Butler, please help all the Audino who were slayed by Trainers needing EXP.

 

[The Noob Hacker]

I gave them all an ice cream cone.

Butler, my snow cone is too cold, do something.

 

[Zayphora]

I set it on fire, sir.

Butler, go and catch the Original Dragon.

 

[Porynoir]

I did. But then I accidently dropped the cage off a cliff.

Butler, make me Ghost Pepper Soup!

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go pal.

Butler, make all Voltorbs unable to blow up!

 

[Zayphora]

I sprayed them with my magic don't-blow-up spray!

Butler, turn into a dog.

 

[xelarator]

Ok, good thing I'm a spy. *puts on dog mask*.

BUTLER, go fetch me the Holy Grail.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go sir.

Butler, bring me... all the Gym Badges!

 

[Treecko]

Ok madam. I'll be back after I discover the Pokemon world and explore it's regions.


Butler, play me the best song ever.