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I Will Not Do It.

Ha! In your dreams! If only I had a Metal Coat!
Speaking of which, you you get me a Metal Coat?
 
I don't want to!

Eat this Tamato Berry! D:<
 
NO! I hate fruits and vegies in real life, they must be HORRIBLE in pokemon!
Can someone make berries outlawed in pokemon games?
 
Of course I won't! My pokemon love their PokeBlocks...and those are made from berries!
Now will someone tell me which PokeBlock enhances Beauty(and recipe) so I can evolve my Feebas?
 
NO! Feebas shall never evolve...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Can someone make me less evil?
 
Nope. We need people like you to help us hack off Slowpoke tails.

Buy this nice slowpoke tail here for $1,000,000.
 
No way man, that's way to expensive the proper price is $999,999
anyone willing to buy a tail from me for that much?
 
Yeah, right! Like I would spend my money on that!

Speaking of selling stuff, buy this nice Magikarp for $500!
 
Nope! I have my own Pokemon to train!

Beat the Pokemon league for my friend because she is lazy!
 
No! I'm using my Eon Ticket for yself!

Go find me a muffin made by a Pansear.
 
NO! It's miiiiiineeeeeee!

Nya! Spin around 3 times and then poke my Charizard!
 
Never! Get one yourself!

Stare at my Typhlosion for 30 seconds!
 
No way! Besides, its fires would make me blink!
Will you get me a Shiny Male Audino?
 
Nope! That's too hard!

Teach my Ludicolo Leech Seed!
 
What?! What happens when you cross a lily pad, a carefree person, a sucking insect, and a young plant?!
For the tradition of this club, the person below me must give us free Shiny Pokemon!
 
Now why would I do a thing like that, hmmm?

Sing my Ampharos a lullaby.
 
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