Why would I be proud of a country that is fat, lazy stupid, racist, and spies on everyone?
Do you know, that everything you've just listed, happens in all rich countries?
Fat people, look at half Europe, and especially Italy. Every country has multiple overweight people, because they can usually afford Fast Food, and what not.
Lazy stupid people, I'm not sure if it's supposed to have a Comma between "lazy" and "stupid" or not, but I guess it has.
Lazy people is a common issue in all of the world, except for Asia.
Stupid people can be found globally, you shouldn't take much effort to find one.
Racist people, or better said, Racism, is much worse in East-Europe, Middle-East, and Asia, than it is in America.
Don't think you'll be safe in, let's say, Morocco, you'll actually be even more bullied there, if you're not a Muslim.
In East-Europe, you'll get openly discriminated by ever single person (including their governments), if you're not white.
Spies on everyone, this problem is what Americans cause globally.
Here in Europe, a couple of countries, and especially Germany and France, lost their trust towards America, because they spy on residents of this continent too.
I predict war, and it's all NSA's fault.
I don't like my country. At all. I swear the government is working on taking away our rights. People get arrested here for having manga that has scenes where older people get with kids. Like really. Censorship much. They throw us in jail for EVERYTHING! It's a business to them! Why would I be proud of a country that is fat, lazy stupid, racist, and spies on everyone? They also start really stupid wars that waste our money and resources.
I've been thinking of getting a passport and going to Canada.
Well, the jails in The Netherlands and Belgium seem to be very comfy, they have really nice beds, they have an own kitchen filled with good food available for all prisoners, and a nice restaurant with a Menu you can choose from.
To add to it all, all this stuff, plus life, is completely free of charge, as long as you're in prison, and you can even earn some extra cash, by working in jail.
I'm all serious about this, I know a few people in person who were in prison for some time.