If the crickets don't wanna get eaten...

[ChronicEdge]

...then why do they make themselves so delicious?

<3

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

...?

Personally, I've never ate bugs.
But apperantly, ants taste like Salt & Vinegar chips. :O

 

[ChronicEdge]

...?

Personally, I've never ate bugs.
But apperantly, ants taste like Salt & Vinegar chips. :O

Whoever told you that is not a liar but a damned liar. Probably a banker.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Whoever told you that is not a liar but a damned liar. Probably a banker.

Oh, I see.

Then, what DO ants taste like?

 

[ChronicEdge]

Oh, I see.

Then, what DO ants taste like?

Bad ants taste like you'd imagine ants taste like. Good ants taste like almonds.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Bad ants taste like you'd imagine ants taste like. Good ants taste like almonds.

They'd taste crunchy cooked and look good with a sauce?

 

[ChronicEdge]

They'd taste crunchy cooked and look good with a sauce?

Pretty much. Except for pissants, bad ants are just crunchy protein shells with a bit of bitterness. I don't know about the sauce thing, though. There's not really enough ant on an ant to sauce up. 'Spose you could put 'em in honey or something. But that'd just be gimmicky because the honey would completely overpower the ants. Like, you wouldn't even know they were there if you couldn't see them. Honey would be the Omega flavor.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Pretty much. Except for pissants, bad ants are just crunchy protein shells with a bit of bitterness. I don't know about the sauce thing, though. There's not really enough ant on an ant to sauce up. 'Spose you could put 'em in honey or something. But that'd just be gimmicky because the honey would completely overpower the ants. Like, you wouldn't even know they were there if you couldn't see them. Honey would be the Omega flavor.

Perhaps a lolipop of ants, and a rich, creamy mushroom sauce of sorts, you dip it a little bit, or a lot, or whatever amount you want, and you bite into it.

Wow, this is probably the first time ants have sounded so good right now. XD

 

[ChronicEdge]

Perhaps a lolipop of ants, and a rich, creamy mushroom sauce of sorts, you dip it a little bit, or a lot, or whatever amount you want, and you bite into it.

Wow, this is probably the first time ants have sounded so good right now. XD

I don't know about mushroom sauce. It may be too mild. But that's a good idea.

>_>

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I don't know about mushroom sauce. It may be too mild. But that's a good idea.

>_>

So, what wouldn't be too mild, or too overpowering for ants, hm?

 

[ChronicEdge]

So, what wouldn't be too mild, or too overpowering for ants, hm?

It would have to be sweet or spicy or salty without having too much of an actual flavor. Like chili paste.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

It would have to be sweet or spicy or salty without having too much of an actual flavor. Like chili paste.

I think Salty, it might completement the ants more. Just not overdose.

Hm... perhaps...
you could just sprinkle some delicous salt onto the ants, but just not overdo it?

 

[ChronicEdge]

I think Salty, it might completement the ants more. Just not overdose.

Hm... perhaps...
you could just sprinkle some delicous salt onto the ants, but just not overdo it?

If by 'salt' you mean 'chili paste,' then I'm game.

 

[Chibi Robo]

Ew
Enough said

 

[Luck]

Crickets aren't tasty in the least.
You are a few cards short of a deck if you think they even compare to the delicious taste of those dung beetles.

 

[Kura]

If humans didn't want to be eaten..

then why did they make themselves so delicious?



.. I.. honestly see no point to this thread.

There's already a food thread going on.

 

[doesn't matter]

As Kura said, there's already a thread about food just here. Furthermore, after reading through this thread, this does just sound like another one of your DCC conversations, especially the way you guys flow off-topic.

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