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If You Like Annoying People, How Do You Do It?

Scarlet Lynn said:
My favourite people to annoy are my best friend and her boyfriend ^_^
When I'm around them, they get zero privacy, and when they kiss, I cheer for them as if they were playing a game :) It's good times~
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Why don't you get a boyfriend and annoy him.

With my reputation these days, anything I say or do has to tick people off. But normally I lean over their shoulder and we clash heads. It is quite funny.
 
Prank calls are my favourite. I rarely called, and my number probably isn't registered by anyone.

Take away their pencil case and dunk it into the water and then throw it into the thrash can. The frustration of the person is wonderful to watch.
 
Well sweeties, here's Jerjer's bag of annoyance! =3

1. Calling them "sweetie".
2. Random glomp.
3. Random poke.
4. Try to get their attention when their ignore you, and when they finally snap and say "what!?" just say Hi! =3
5. Poke some more.
6. Blow on their ear.
7. Poke them in the ribs.
8. "I'm not touching you!!11one"
9. Act like Navi from The Legend of Zelda: OoT
10. Sing to them, off key!
11. Call them in the middle of the night.
12. Hide something of theirs.
13. Tickle them.
14. Talk...REALLY LOUD!
15. Do everything I said, all at once, sweeties. XD
 
I like to e-stab them, on MSN repeatedly, over and over again until they block me T_T

I usually..don't, actually ._.

Um..sometimes I like to talk like a fratboy from the 1980's..Not to intensionally annoy people, but it usually does ._.
 
I don't think anyone really likes annoying people. Thats why they are called annoying. If someone liked an annoying person they wouldn't know because they wouldn't know they were annoying because they aren't to them. Basic psycholigy. And if someone knows their friend is annoying then I guess they aren't really good friends.
 
Avatar Aang said:
I don't think anyone really likes annoying people. Thats why they are called annoying. If someone liked an annoying person they wouldn't know because they wouldn't know they were annoying because they aren't to them. Basic psycholigy. And if someone knows their friend is annoying then I guess they aren't really good friends.
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Chill dude. We all annoy our friends, it's what friends do. Only good friends can sit and enjoy their friend being an idiot and annoying. I love doing it to my cousin, I always am awake before him, so I go on the computer that is in the room, and put on an annoying song, for ages, until he is up. And I poke him.

It's the joy of life!

Anyway, onto the question.

I ALWAYS annoy people..
By:

1. Poking them
2. Saying their name continuously, and when they say 'What?' say 'Smells' (i.e 'Bob' 'Bob' 'Bob' 'Bob' 'Bob' 'What?' 'Smells')
3. Saying their name continuously, and when they say 'What?' say 'Hi' (i.e 'Bob' 'Bob' 'Bob' 'Bob' 'Bob' 'What?' 'Hi')
4. Talking non-stop about something they don't understand
5. Inserting 'Brap' in brap between brap EVERY brap word brap.
6. Randomly dancing
7. Inserting the odd Japanese word in sentences and when they say 'What does that mean?' I say 'Guess'
8. Wait until they have been talking for ages and then say 'Huh? sorry what? I wasn't listing XD'
9. Mumbling under my breath and when they look at me I just grin evilly. And then go back to mumbling.
10. Randomly shout quotes (Especially annoying ones)
11. Tap them on their shoulder and then say 'Just your friendly neighborhood spider-man' and then run away.

Yes. I am that cool.
 
I'm not a generally annoying person. But I have to say, it's quite funny to annoy people with bluntness. Most of those people are just idiots in denial and tell me off. It's really pretty hilarious XD
 
I like to annoy people with practical jokes. Here are some of my faves:
1. Boiling water in a toilet followed closely with a jello packet and a good stir with a plunger. (Classic.)
2. Label EVERYTHING in a friend's house with post-it notes. This gets expensive, though. At least 100$ for just an apartment.
 
We went on a Fieldtrip at my school to an Italian Restaurant to learn about business and Food Etiquette.

A girl in my class who stalks me kept on bothering me and my friends, so when we walked into the Restaurant...

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to inform the Chef that you have arrived"

She went into the Bathroom and cried, and me and my girlfriend made out after we were done eating.

It was a good day
 
Usually copying what someone says does the job.

Or poking someone.

Or just plainly making stupid noises I guess?

But I don't annoy people that much, since I tend to get annoyed very easily.
 
To annoy people I just flirt with them, if they're straight they hate it ^^
 
I usually annoy people by my over-excessive usage of the phrases "your face" and "your mum". Or "your mum's face".

Person: Who you texting?
Me: Your mum.
Person: *sarcastic* That's nice. What you talking about?
Me: Your face.
Person: Shut up!
Me: Shut up your face.
Person: Your face is ugly.
Me: So is your mum's face.

Yeah, it annoys me sometimes too. But as long as peopel don't bother me when I don't wanna be bothered...xD
 
Well here are my tips!

- Poke people

- Whenever you see them go: "Hello! (Name)"

- Poke them more

- Write in there books xD
 
This is one of my favorite things to do to an unguarded computer (one I know will be unguarded for about 5 minutes.)
I. Create a new folder on the desktop. Name it something that won't immediately draw attention to it, like 'Temp' or 'Documents' or something simple like that.
II. 'Copy' an image of the desktop as-is, using the 'Print Screen' key (or PrtSc on some comps). This is usually located in the upper-right corner of the keyboard.
III. Move as many shortcuts into the new folder from the desktop as possible. (Obviously, stuff like 'Recycle Bin' won't do it.)
IV. Open paint, and 'Paste' the image you took. Set it as the background stretched.
V.Close Paint, and line up the shortcuts you couldn't move so they cover up thier own 'Icons' on the background.
VI. Escape from their area, and laugh at a distance while they try to open imaginary shortcuts. MWAHAHAHA!
 
Momoshiro said:
When I'm calling a restaurant or something and when they repeat my order, I say "That'll be $10.99, please pull up to the first window." In an elevator, I say "Did you hear that cable snapping?" I've got plenty more.
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lol I'd actually find those more funny than annoying, unless the person on the other end has no sense of humour. I might try the elevator one.

Well, for me, one of the easiest ways to annoy anyone is just by repeating the same thing over and over again, even when it makes no logical sense to be saying it. Or, you could continuously poke someone (kidney area works best) and laugh hysterically when they jerk. Usually it only takes three pokes to set my friends on edge. :D

But I'd be careful. Almost got into a fight for it once.
 
I just remembered I very often used to be constantly do this:
Whenever I wanted to annoy someone, I'd always say "What's a [insert their last word here]?" Regardless if the last word is a noun, verb, etc.
When they reply, do it again, except replace it with the last word of their descriptive sentence.
Continue doing this, up to about the point where they're screaming "I told you to knock it off! You're getting really annoying!"
I used to have a lot of fun with my sisters doing this when I was kid, until I actually started annoying myself with it, though...
 
Strange speech pattern. I'll repeat the person's name after the end of
every sentence, following a comma, plus I sometimes forget to use
contractions and I like to say "Converse" instead of "What's up" or "Hi".

It makes me sound demanding :o
 
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