If you met Justin Bieber...

[Soul.//Silver]

I would lock him up until his voice breaks (pretty sure it hasn't yet, otherwise he wouldn't sound different >.>). Without a voice recorder of any kind, just so he can't record any more songs while being a prisoner Muahaha.

 

[jmadude]

I would kick him where the sun don't shine just to make sure there's something down there.

 

[Star★Seeker]

My God, WHAT WOULDN'T I DO TO THAT DELICIOUS PREPUBESCENT PIECE OF CANADIAN HOTNESS?! Sorry, my homolust is acting up.

I'd be like baby, baby, baby, whoa, 'hey, you're Justin Bieber! what's up?', shake his hand like a true man, take some pics and autographs and walk away. I don't hate him, nor do I love him. I actually think he's a pretty cool guy. :)

 

[poopnoodle]

i would walk past him and not acknowledge his presence because he is a human being and that's what i'd do to anyone else

 

[Muffin™]

I'd kick him in the balls, then I would stuff him in a prison chamber, and let him sit their until he starves. Then I'd throw some acid at him so he would dissolve. Then I would throw him in a fire and say "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

I would most likely ignore him. I have never heard any of his music, nor do I want to, and I have actually never seen a picture of him.

Yeah...

 

[luf100]

I'd pretend to like him, get his autograph, and then sell it or something. I'm sure I'd get quite a bit for it.

 

[Master_Snorlax]

I don't know why you guys torture Justin Bieber. He's a nice little girl :P

 

[Umbreon_]

I'll take a picture of him with me. Isn't that cute? x3

 

[Waki Tobaye]

I'd slap him with a wet fish - its nothing personal i've just always wanted to slap somebody with a wet fish ^_^

I LOL'd

I think I'd say hi; and maybe get out of my way or somethin' (:
Oh! Maybe get an autograph for my BF who loves him : D

 

[Demigod]

I am not a fan of Justin Bieber even tough he is from my country and I should be proud.

 

[Kombat]

I don't know him as a person. I hate his music. I'd get along with him if he didnt try to sing while i was standing near him:D
But yeah everyones going OTT about this. I know how everyone feels but you dont know the kid? He could be like your soul mate and your saying this about him?

 

[HaloSonic]

tell him hello and keep walking.

 

[Captain Hobo.]

If I met Justin Bieber I would ask him for his autograph.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

The amount of rude replies in this thread is unbelievable. You guys are just jealous because he has ~talent~ and became world popular at the age of like 15.

I'm not jealous of having puberty problems, but I'd like to point out that you're a bit biased on the other side as well. They're not "jealous". They just "hate" him and want to look cool by bashing him.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Huh, I'm on your side, y'know. I don't see the point of trying to look "cool" when, to be perfectly honest, they look like idiots.

 

[loliwin]

Well haters gotta hate, and there is no point stopping them. :(

 

[The Red Bandit]

Uhh I would ask her are you a girl? And tell her she CAN NOT sing for CRAP and then tell him to go and stop singing and then sing the song of what I accually know of baby to kill him slowly I am so nice(=

 

[El Héroe Oscuro]

If I ever met Justin Bieber...I would probably shave all his hair off haha xD

I will not deny being a bit biased, however my position does stand that it's ridiculous how many people in this thread are wishing to do harm to him if they even come within a mile range of him :|

It's not cool, it's just immature, but everyone has their opinions, so yeah.

Well right now most of the people who are bashing him are guys, which makes sense because I can't see guys liking his music. No offense to any guys out there if you do like Justin Bieber, but you are a little weird if you do...

 

[dead-man-walking]

Just walk through. Why the hell must I give a damn, anyway?