~*!*~I'M YOUR MOTHER SO I'M NAMING YOU~*!*~

If my wife was ugly, I'd just name it Purugly no matter the gender.

But if she was pretty, I'd name it Jynx because my grandpa's ugliness gene is dominant and I came out good by a hair. So...lol genetics.
 
I saw my women give birth. First, why would I watch that. Two, even if I did watch, you use it in the context like I'm running some harem or something. "Just saw your women give birth". Pretty sure the grammar is "You just saw your woman give birth"; and even that sounds like ownership. So I guess I do have a harem.

If Andy is having the baby, I'm naming it the following

Male ->
Growlithe

Female ->
Growlithe

Andy is the only one I'll allow to have the baby.
 
WOW.... I never thought that a thread like this would show up. Ok, so if my wife was ugly and had a kid, I'd name IT (yes I actually said that) Bidoof.

Otherwise.....

females: Kirlia, Cresselia, Glaceon, Lumineon, Staravia, Lugia, Suicune

Males: Aron, Dialga, Nidorino, Aracnine, Scizor, Raikou, Tyrouge
 
I would name him Lugia =)
 
Probopass
What if he/she goes to search the meaning of their name? Like Google Images - Probopass. BIG DEAL


Some other names that I liked, which I've seen here on the thread were without any doubt, the water Pokémon Magikarp and Mudkip :)
 
Crobat for a boy.

And...yeah, Crobat for a girl too. It could be either, really.
 
Phione doesn't seem like a bad name for females. Fiona, anyone? Roselia sounds good too.

As for males...Lucario -> Luke I guess. Or Aron, since...that almost sounds like a real name =|
 
Male:
lucario
riolu

female:
Snorlax
 
Okay, I'll try to make mine sound normal, so the kid doesn't get made fun of (sorry, that means he/she won't be called Lickilicky)

Female: Ambipom, Starly, Chikorita, Lapras, Gardevoir
Male: Sableye, Anorith, Rhydon, Drapion, Heracross
 
Luxio would sound cool lol XD
 
If it was a girl I'd name her Espeon if it was a boy I'd name him Arceus.
 
I'll know what to name the baby if the gender is unknown: Unown
 
Maybe Scizor. If it eats too much then Snorlax or GarCHOMP. XD

If a girl then maybe Gardevoir.
 
Eevee & Aron would be pretty normal-ish names.

I'd stick with Eevee for a girl, and Aron for a boy.. -knew a girl named 'Eevee' once. Seriously.-

Actually, Lucario might be a pretty awesome name for a boy.

I'd be out shopping..
"Lucario, stop hitting your sister! Pikachu leave his toys alone!!"
-gets stared at by the entire area-
 
Wow, that'd suck for my kid if it does happen.

Anyway... I think these names would make sense, so...

Male:
Aron
Seaking
Onix
Lucario


Female:
Eevee
Goldeen
Phione
Roselia

Good luck on the baby if it ever happens.
 
If it was a female probably ninetales, and if it was a smelly baby boy, obviously stuntank:)
 
I'll feel bad for the poor girl who gets named Lickilicky.

Girls:
Bellossom (Similar to Blossom from Powerpuff Girls) (Can also be called Belle or Bella.)
Caterpie (Can be shortened to Cat.)
Sandshrew (aka Sandy for girl or Andrew for a guy)
Paras! (Like Paris Hilton!)
Poliwag (Can nickname her Polly.)
Abra (Abby)
Bellsprout (Belle or Bella)
Chikorita! (Some kids might call her "Senorita Chikorita.")
Tangela (Nickname: Angie or Angel)
Meganium (Aka Megan)
Mareep/Marill (Aka Mary)
Teddiursa (aka Ursola)
Magby (similar to Maggie)
Glalie (Rhymes with Haley)

Guys:
Geodude (Can be called either Geo or dude)
Mr. Mime
Typhlosion/Tyrogue (Aka Ty)

Either Gender:
Taillow (aka Taylor)
 
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