I'm Zayn Malik

[.Aero]

What do you want to do after college?

After my undergrad I plan on going to either Medical School or Optometry School. And obviously from there I will become some type of doctor or an optometrist. If that fails...I honestly don't know. I'll find something to do with a Physics degree I guess. Although I feel like Engineering would be better suited for what I would want to do with a Physics degree but I don't think it matters much anyway.

Have any siblings?

Yep, an older brother (Kyle) who is 20 and is currently in the Marines. He's overseas in Okinawa Japan right now. And then I have a younger brother (Corey) who is 14 and a Freshman in high school. He's just about to finish up that though.

What is your fave food?

Chicken fingers. Seriously. If that's all I could eat forever I wouldn't mind.

Fave Ice Cream flavour?

Cookie dough.

Why are you so sexy and amazing?

Oh bby plz. ;] Probably because I'm attractive and fun to be around.

 

[Gyardosamped]

What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?

What's your #1 most played song?

Since Jake asked me and this was the hardest thing of life, answer this:

Marry one, do one, and kill one: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and Mrs. Puff from Spongebob

;]

 

[vaporeon7]

Who is more desperate, Brock or Taylor Swift?

Who is your favourite Desperate Housewife?

DO YOU WATCH ELLEN?

 

[.Aero]

What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?

Time of day would be 3PM because that's usually when I nap if I can :] Otherwise it's late at night when nobody is awake because I like nighttime a lot...

Day of the week would be Friday because weekend.

Month is probably April because I love springtime feelings and it reminds me of new pokemon games (not this time though :[)

What's your #1 most played song?

According to Google Play, Kiss You has been played 115 times. But you add on 300+ from the music video and that's pretty up there now. At the same time, I don't think it's even close to What Makes You Beautiful which sits at about 900.

Since Jake asked me and this was the hardest thing of life, answer this:

Marry one, do one, and kill one: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and Mrs. Puff from Spongebob

Marry Mrs. Puff. Do Harry Styles (not gonna lie, he's got a nice ass). Kill Louis.

You made this relatively easy. ;] The Mrs. Puff thing was good though lol! I figure marry her because she'll spend most of her life in jail and it'll be like I never did!

 

[vaporeon7]

You didn't answer mine :(

Anyway I'll ask another,
Do you ever play video games on the toilet?

 

[Treecko]

Favorite One Direction song?

How many albums do you physically own?

 

[.Aero]

Sorry Aaron! I posted my response shortly after you posted I guess and didn't see it. :x My bad.

Who is more desperate, Brock or Taylor Swift?

Taylor Swift. lol!

Who is your favourite Desperate Housewife?

I was going to say the horse (Sarah Jessica Parker) but then I realized that's not Desperate Housewives. I don't...I don't know any lol.

DO YOU WATCH ELLEN?

My mom does, and it's basically the only show I'll sit and watch with her when I happen to walk by. That and anything on HGTV because looking at houses get redone is really cool to me. Anyway, about Ellen, I think she's hilarious and an awesome person. :] I can't say I'd watch her show on my own time but maybe some day I will.

Do you ever play video games on the toilet?

People don't do this? Of course I do. And then I end up sitting there way longer than I need to be and get up because knees start to hurt from resting my elbows on them.

Favorite One Direction song?

Kiss You. It solidified my love for them and I crank up the volume anytime it comes on just because it's so fun to listen to and sing along. I have a lot of favorites, but this is my legitimate favorite.

How many albums do you physically own?

Physically as in a physical CD? Um. Not too many recent things I don't think. I know we have a rather huge collection of 100+ CDs in our basement, but only about 20 would be mine from when I was younger and before iTunes / internet in general. Now? I own digital copies of the albums. I own about 25 soundtracks for video games thanks to the Humble Bundle. I own both 1D albums. I own the Macklemore album (The Heist), as well as the Of Monsters and Men and Ed Sheeran's. So that's about it. That's all I listen to as of right now anyway. :]

 

[Gyardosamped]

RANDOMNESS, GO!

If any of your friends came to your house on a "lazy day", what would you all do?

Do you eat raw cookie dough?

What is your favorite pizza topping?

Do you crack your knuckles?

 

[Kiriyuuki Kasuna]

Fave colour?

Puppies or Kittens?

Best Moment in Life?

Worst Moment in Life?

Views on the Battle Server?

Fave section in PC?

What qualities do you look for in a friend?

 

[.Aero]

If any of your friends came to your house on a "lazy day", what would you all do?

I'm...not sure. o.o Honestly I don't know. We'd probably sit around and play DotA or League or watch a couple movies or something. Assuming we can't leave the house, we'd probably make food or something too.

Do you eat raw cookie dough?

In ice cream, yes. But alone? Not really. I can't. For some reason I think it's gross because it feels kinda...dry? I don't know. Ice Cream remedies that.

What is your favorite pizza topping?

Pepperoni, but I do also love pineapple on pizza. :]

Do you crack your knuckles?

I can crack my left hand's wrist part and if I pull my fingers they pop. But other than that no. lol

Fave colour?

7

Puppies or Kittens?

Kittens.

Best Moment in Life?

Coming out to my friend Jake. No experience has ever been more freeing or led to happier times. I can't even describe it because it was so perfect and...I'll stop because I'm going to cry.

Worst Moment in Life?

The result of accepting myself for who I am. I couldn't sleep because all I could do was think about it and how I'm going to tell people that I'm gay. This resulted in me performing rather poorly in my classes.

Views on the Battle Server?

Conversation there is bad. I hate it. Most of the time. Also not enough battles happen (and random battles do not count). I feel nobody is motivated to actually learn a metagame (as displayed by how difficult it was for me to get just 12 people to join the UU tournament).

Fave section in PC?

Strategies & Movesets (archives) :[

What qualities do you look for in a friend?

Someone who complements my weaknesses. Someone who appreciates my sense of humor. Someone who has no shame and isn't afraid to say whatever they're thinking. Basically this describes why my best friend is my best friends. People who know us see us as a pair. Probably because we both "fix" each other's faults with certain aspects of our personality. When you look at us, we don't actually have THAT much in common, yet we're best friends. We have a VERY similar sense of humor that I think most people see as distasteful and rather blunt at times, but I think it's funny so I don't care. He especially enjoys making people feel uncomfortable or awkward when he's near them / doesn't know them. And yeah, his lack of shame and inability to hold back any kind of "insult" makes me more adept at dealing with criticism I think. He never says anything to be malicious, he means the best for you. Like if say...I wanted to buy something that he thought was stupid, he'd point it out and say why, etc.

 

[Her]

Who is Zayn Malik? What has he done at all? Why is he hanging out with Niall Direction?

 

[vaporeon7]

Do you like any of the 4 new X/Y Pokémon?

What country would you like the next generation games to be based off of?

Can you teach me and Kevin about UU?

 

[Treecko]

How do you spend time on your day off?

 

[.Aero]

Who is Zayn Malik? What has he done at all? Why is he hanging out with Niall Direction?

I detect sarcasm but I can't be too sure. Niall is up there though. Third favorite (kinda almost tied with Liam though). He's so funny. Like in this video. :] But Zayn Malik is literally my perfect man.

Do you like any of the 4 new X/Y Pokémon?

I like all of 'em except the electric lizard thing. :P Iunno it looks weird. Mostly its eyes.

What country would you like the next generation games to be based off of?

Not a country, but a geographic area. The Caribbean. It would be a lot of water again (which is part of the reason I liked Hoenn so much). Plus tropical places are cool and I think Pokemon could pull it off well, especially on the 3DS.

Can you teach me and Kevin about UU?

If you want. :] I'm not too great but I know a thing or two.

How do you spend time on your day off?

Watching movies, masturbating, playing DotA, looking at Zayn Malik on tumblr, and chilling on PC / Showdown Server.

Blunt, but true.

 

[Perriechu]

What is your favourite song to play on the piano?

What was the most challenging song to learn on the piano?

\(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

 

[vaporeon7]

Do girls just want to have fun?

Do you avoid threads if they have poor grammar?

If you had to watch television all day, and it could only be turned to one channel, which channel would it be?

What is your current desktop background?

 

[TwilightBlade]

Have you ever done anything wild or dangerous in your life?

Most embarrassing moment?

What are some of your favorite movies to watch when you're chilling?

Have you ever wanted a sister?

Would you ever perform on a stage?

 

[.Aero]

What is your favourite song to play on the piano?

N's Farewell from Black & White. It just sounds so nice and is also incredibly fun to play because the fingering I do is moderately complicated (I don't have formal piano training, so I taught myself some weird fingering, but it's the easiest way I could think to do it, but it's incredibly fun).

What was the most challenging song to learn on the piano?

N's Farewell because of the fingering. lol Other than that I have trouble with all songs really. I'm very slow at learning new things and I actually do better just trying to figure it out by ear instead of reading sheet music.

Do girls just want to have fun?

I'm sure most do. That song is completely about sex by the way and I just realized that now.

Do you avoid threads if they have poor grammar?

I don't "avoid" them. If the thread is expressing an opinion that I do not agree with, then said opinion loses a lot of merit in my eyes because of the grammar that's presenting it.

If you had to watch television all day, and it could only be turned to one channel, which channel would it be?

TeenNick because I basically do that anyway. If SpongeBob was all that was on Nick I'd watch that instead.

What is your current desktop background?

This.

Have you ever done anything wild or dangerous in your life?

Not really...nothing illegal ever. I did throw a couch into a pond on campus the night before I left. But shhh, don't tell anyone.

Most embarrassing moment?

8th grade I had to read a short story I wrote in front of the class. So we were in groups of 5 and each of us read to the rest of our group. I hated my story, but my friends decided it was really good and funny and I was voted to be the one from my group to read in front of the class (as you see, one person from each group had to read in front of the class). I was adamantly refusing to read it in front of the class to my group (which was mostly my friends so they were just teasing me anyway) because I disliked my story so much and I didn't like reading in front of people anyway. But they made me do it anyway. And as I started to read in front of the class I started to shake. A lot. And I was holding a flimsy piece of paper and it was oh god it was awful. I hated public speaking with a passion ever since because I'm always afraid it will happen again. I don't even know WHY it was so bad. Like it was intense and I can't explain it. I'm fine now though. I don't necessarily LIKE public speaking, but I can do it now and not shake. Although people think I do because I have a natural slight shake to my hands (which is why I've decided I can't be a surgeon lol)!

What are some of your favorite movies to watch when you're chilling?

Disney movies. Not Pixar. I like Pixar a lot, but only Finding Nemo is allowed to be watched multiple times in the same year because it's my favorite movie ever. But I do enjoy the animated Disney movies quite a bit. And I just saw The Princess and the Frog a couple days ago and it was adorable. :]

Have you ever wanted a sister?

When I was younger (like 5) and my mom was pregnant with my little brother, I wanted him to be a girl because I wanted an Easy Bake Oven. I wanted to make brownies all day and that's it because holy **** I love brownies. Once I found out my little brother was a boy, my mom offered to buy me an Easy Bake Oven anyway and I replied with "No! Those are for girls!" and I never got one. However, my little brother ended up wanting one too for his 6th birthday and he ended up getting one and they're stupid. They barely work lol!

Would you ever perform on a stage?

Based on the embarrassing moment answer, you'd probably think the answer is no. However I do like the idea of being able to perform. I just don't know if I could. I figure if I did it enough I'd get used to the pressure of being on stage. I'd have to start small though and work my way up from there. I enjoy playing music a lot and would love to get the chance to perform for people someday.

 

[Jake♫]

Regardless of what you think you sing rather well, so what's your favorite thing to sing? On the same note, can you harmonize relatively easily or does it take forever to figure it out and separate it from the melody?

Favorite male/female actor?

 

[.Aero]

Regardless of what you think you sing rather well, so what's your favorite thing to sing? On the same note, can you harmonize relatively easily or does it take forever to figure it out and separate it from the melody?

Thanks. I'm flattered. :] Harmonizing isn't 100% natural to me, but I'm able to if given a couple attempts. Like every once in a while I'll attempt to harmonize to a song with hums or something and it works out and then I'll mess up or something because it's usually with songs I don't know (because when I know a song, I sing along instead lol). I can't say for sure. I did harmonize with one of my friends completely spontaneously through the whole Map Song from Dora and it was ****ing awesome. We can't redo it though unfortunately but it was hilarious how good it sounded.

EDIT: Missed the favorite songs to sing. Any 1D song really. And then I like Radioactive too because the range of the song fits my voice well. I can't particularly think of any other specific songs. I do enjoy Aerosmith, but I don't even compare to Steven Tyler because he's a god among men when it comes to singing.

Favorite male/female actor?

Male? Chris Evans.

Female? Olivia Wilde.

While searching for gifs of the two separately I found one that included both of them. Also she's hot as hell in Butter. (the movie, not the food)