IMPLAUSIBLE FOX.

[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

[Makes more sense if you've read this.]

Mum: Look what arrived for me today! *holds up little Glaceon figurine*
Me: It's a fox!
Mum: It's a donkey.
Me: It's still a fox, no matter how many times you say it's a donkey.
Mum: Whatever.
*short pause*
*Dad walks in*
Mum: Look at this, is it a fox or a donkey?
Me: It's a fox! It's a fox made of ice!
Mum: It's a donkey! It's a blue donkey! Like Eeyore!
Dad: *looks between the two of us* It's...it's...it's a donkey who had sex with a fox in a snowstorm, leave me alone. *holds up PC Gamer defensively*
Mum: *deadpan* You're a great help.

ANYWAY LAST DAY OF TERM TODAY WOOP WOOP. And yet, somehow, I still have an implausibly large pile of work, how and kri moar. D; Stupid Victorian Literature. Stupid dissertation. Mmmm Christmas chocolate. :3

 

[Eucliffe]

Pffffffft.

I bet the fox was female.

You should've gone, "No, mum, it's nothing like Eeyore." Then you'd point to its tail and say, "Does this look like Eeyore's tail?"

Idk XD

/turn this into a reality show

 

[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

Pffffffft.

I bet the fox was female.

You should've gone, "No, mum, it's nothing like Eeyore." Then you'd point to its tail and say, "Does this look like Eeyore's tail?"

Idk XD

/turn this into a reality show

Awww man, I should have pointed out that Glaceon actually remembers where she leaves her tail, and so is nothing like Eeyore D; Damned missed opportunity. XD;

 

[Dukey]

Once again, you have a kick ass family.